11. WILMER VALDERRAMA & DEMI LOVATO
WHY IT’S WEIRD: Well he’s 31, she’s 19. Plus she’s young and troubled; just the way Wilmer likes his women. (See Wilmer & Lindsay circa 2004)
10. CAMERON DIAZ & DIDDY
WHY IT’S WEIRD: Because Cam is hot. You know it, I know it, SHE knows it. Yet she loves to slum. I mean, someone who changes his name that many times isn’t worthy of your bod. But Cam goes there; from douche-Rod to Diddy/Puffy/WhoTheFCares because, apparently, she has the worst taste in men (well next to Jennifer Lopez.)
9. ANNALYNNE MCCORD & DOMINIC PURCELL
WHY IT’S WEIRD: She’s a young hot thing and he’s an old leathery thing. Just looking at them together feels icky. Plus a 17 year age gap … daddy issues?
8. T-PAIN & KESHA
WHY IT’S WEIRD: Because it just is. Yes, I see how it could happen; working in the same industry. But it’s still weird. How long do you think it takes T-Pain to get those sparkles out of his beard after they make out?
7. MARY-KATE OLSEN & KANYE WEST
WHY IT’S WEIRD: We could argue this all day. But she’s out of his league. Plain and simple. (And I was the girl, 2nd row at Watch the Throne screaming her face off – so clearly no bias here)
6. PENN BADGLEY & ZOE KRAVITZ
WHY IT’S WEIRD: This one is weird in a good way. Because she is definitely the anti-Blake Lively, which means she is giving Penn an edge. An edge that is most welcome, I say!
5. PARIS HILTON & TODD PHILLIPS
WHY IT’S WEIRD: What year is it? Didn’t humans stop hooking up with Paris in like 2004?
4. CHARLIE & HIS GODDESSES
WHY IT’S WEIRD: Do I really need to explain?
3. SCARLETT JOHANNSON & SEAN PENN
WHY IT’S WEIRD: Because you just don’t go from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn. You just don’t.
2. JENNIFER LOPEZ & CASPER SMART
WHY IT’S WEIRD: BECAUSE HE’S GROSS. With the exception of Ben Affleck (and whatever went on there) we all know J.LO likes to slum it; especially with back-up dancers. But please, oh pretty please, can’t you pick a HOT boy for once?
1. DOUG HUTCHINSON & COURTNEY STODDEN
WHY IT’S WEIRD: Because it’s disgusting/creepy/vomit inducing and should be illegal. And because this teen bride doesn’t just need help, she needs an exorcism – have you seen her face lately? YIKES.