Topshop has solved all of your sunglass storage problems, and created some new ones in the process. They have debuted their new sunglasses pouch that is sure to prevent all scratches and damages to your sunnys. However it’s butt ugly and is just another bag to carry. Close but no cigar! (Nylon)
Remember Princess Beatrice? She’s one of Fergie’s daughters who are still welcome to attend Royal events. She is the one with humungous eyes and was wearing all nude and the most ridiculous fascinator I’ve ever seen to the wedding. In fact, I’d say ‘failinator’ would be a more suitable title. Anyhow she’s auctioning off her hat on Ebay for UNICEF. Awesome, so if you want to cringe forever in the name of charity it’s your lucky day! (People)
John Galliano (another racist) is set to stand trial on June 22. If he is found guilty of verbally abusing patrons with anti-Semitic remarks he could face up to six months in prison. Can you imagine that? He would be begging officers for a pair of scissors so he could cut a plunging neckline into his orange jumpsuit that just grazes his belly button. (Fashionologie)
What is with men’s shoes? Why must designers always try to combine a full shoe with a sandal? It’s straight up disturbing. Converse is next designer to take a stab at this horrible trend. Check out the high-top sneaker sandal here (The Hairpin)
Pantone has declared that ‘Blue Curacao’ is the new colour of the week. First of all Blue Curacao is a cocktail, period. Second of all, how can there be a new colour every week? Am I supposed to subscribe to this trend and only wear this colour for the week Pantone deems worthy and then never wear it again? Who has that kind of money? (Stylelist)
George Clooney has won his suit against GC Exclusive for fraudulently using his image and name to promote their line. All the offenders were sentenced to jail time and Clooney was compensated for damages. Only idiots with no brain would try to cross the mighty Clooney. What’s next using Oprah’s image to sell a line of ‘Big O’ sex toys? Opes would have Alcatraz reopened for those morons. Stupidity really is everywhere. (Vogue)
Holy hell Pageant Moms have officially taken over the top spot on my shit list. Botox for an 8-year-old, really? Woman you are off your rocker! Calling Child Protective Services, please take care of this! (The Cut)
Written by the witty & opinionated Jessica Di Clemente
