Offensive. Fugly. Downright laughable. This week in FUGLISTED: Ryan Gosling, AnnaLynne McCord & Avril Lavigne.
Ryan Gosling.
There is no doubt that I will offend A LOT of people by fuglisting Mr. Ryan Gosling this week. First off, he’s Canadian Royalty…IF Canada had a royal couple it would consist of Prince Ryan Gosling and Princess Rachel McAdams, or as I call them “The Duke & Duchess of the greatest love story ever told” …and you bet your buns of steel that I’m going to go all Rick Astley on this and “never gonna give [it] up“.
Considering I recently told one of my girlfriends to straight up DUMP a dude based on the fact that he not only wears tank tops, but that he owns more than one, I HAD to say something about Prince Ryan’s decision to pull one on that fateful afternoon. Tank tops rank in the same realm as naming your child after a piece of fruit: it just ain’t right.
**I should probably disclose that I clearly made this photo my desktop background immediately after ripping on the Gosling and his arm pit hair revealing shirt choices.
AnnaLynne McCord & Dominic Purcell.
Looks like AnnaLynne is jumping on the “I’m dating someone old enough to be my father” bandwagon. Upon first glance I thought it was a beefed up Steve Carell, but don’t worry it’s only Dominic Purcell, looking a tad like Carell’s minions from Despicable Me no less… Proving that both Pixar’s marketing team & Carl Jung’s Electra complex are spot on.
Avril Lavigne’s clothing line: Abbey Dawn.
Dear Avril,
Whahahahahah…at the hell? I see the way you’re acting like you’re somebody else gets me frustrated. I just wanna scream and lose control, throw my hands up and let it go. There’s nothing you could say…Nothing you could do. There’s no other way when it comes to the truth. Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
- sincerely k
Tagged abbey dawn, annalynne mccord, avirl lavigne, dominic purcell, fugly, ryan gosling, tank tops
