In honour of The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (airing tonight) we’ve decided to do a little investigation into what the Angels would look like 100 pounds heavier. This is important.
Some remain annoyingly pretty, some cheekbones defy FatBoothing, but the most important thing we’ve learned is that our jobs are a joke. Because it’s Tuesday afternoon, and we’ve just spent nearly 2 hours doing this:
Still manages to look pretty.
Still thrown off by how unbelievably believable this is.
According to Candace’s diet, this will never, ever happen.
Cheekbones that defy FatBoothing, exhibit A:
Evidently if Doutzen packed on the pounds, she’d also have a beard. These are facts, people.
BRITNEY? IS THAT YOU?
Those cheeks go really well with them collarbones.
Still beautiful. That’s all.