This runway season brought us a lot of good (and some cray cray). Like ALL of the following.
DAX GABLER LOVES LICORICE
Dax seemingly was inspired by coral reef or licorice straws. Either way these spikey, textured clutches are freaking me out!
MARC JACOBS’ FRINGE FRENZY
The blue one is the most baffling, but the yellow one isn’t much better. Blue fringe makes me cringe. What’s the deal Marc?
CARVEN – CUT THE CORD
The first thing that came to mind when I saw these Carven bags was umbilical cords. The second was intestines. Yeah, weird.
BALENCIAGA’S BLUE ZEBRA
MIU MIU – CRAY CRAY
Who do they think will actually wear these? Like, who is their target customer? I’m at a loss.
Flames for your feet.
CHANEL CHAIN BIB (LITERALLY)
Not your typical bib necklace. I am having a hard time believing this design could ever look GOOD.
TOM BINNS DOES NEON CAMEO
A twist on a classic – that therefore negates the classic charm and cheapens. Oops!
DELFINA DELETTREZ AKA DISASTER
BURBERRY PRORSUM IS NOT AWESOME
They masquerade as winter hats with those pompoms, yet they are made of raffia and straw. So basically they are seasonally confused.
Ah, oh well. I guess you can’t win ‘em all!