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Lifestyle
March 21, 2012

HEADLINES: Johnny Bangs an Olsen, LiLo Bangs a Porn Star, and Taylor Swift Isn’t Banging Anyone – Evidenced By Her Conversations With Her Cat.

WUTTT Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen??? Oh, Johnny, say it ain’t so! (In Touch)

 

Here’s a good laugh to start your hump day off right. According to porn star Voodoo (yeah, I know) Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex AND they did it while Papa Lohan was sleeping upstairs. Please. AS IF, Michael Lohan would snooze through a situation he could manipulate into a sex tape/HUGE payout for himself. The man LIVES for opportunities like these. (The Superficial)

 

AS IF it took a whole 5 seasons before one of these azzholes entered rehab. I’m actually impressed. (TMZ)

 

It’s kinda refreshing that Reese and Jim got hitched BEFORE he knocked her up. How traditional. (US Weekly)

 

I would DIEEEE to see a video just like this BUT featuring Karl Lagerfeld talking to his kitty Choupette. (HuffPost Entertainment)

 

At first glance I thought this was a pic of Speidi. (People)

 

How do you go from Yankee Royalty to FEZ??? This is a Debbie Desperate Downgrade fo sho! (ABC News)

 

Jennifer Lawrence gets an A+ for her THG promotional tour wardrobe. I do not have a single gripe. Well done! (Fab Sugar)

 

The CATFIGHT of all catfights; Gwyneth VS. Kate. (Lainey Gossip)

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