Oh, the Internet. Home to the outlandish, strange, ridiculous, cats, etc. Also, home to Heavy Browsing – our latest procrastination inducing Tumblr follow, in which two fine ladies troll the Interwebs and find the stupidest of sartorial offerings… so you don’t have to. We’ll let the self proclaimed late-night Diet-Coke-fueled internet shoppers take it from here…
A: That’s what happens when you fellate a hot dog.
D: Someone just got home from an adult-themed barbeque.
A: Even a dominatrix can be worried about losing her mittens.
D: Batman wears these when he’s watching Star Trek.
D: He’s a grower, not a shower.
A: Somebody needs a new trimmer.
A: Maybe if they weren’t so ambitious with the front ruffles there would have been enough leather to finish these pants.
D: These aren’t pants. She’s actually wearing 43,567 skirts.
$450 (but it’s sold out)
D: Little House on the Prairie: SVU.
A: This will be perfect for my upcoming Amish-themed sex party.
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