Sometimes celebrity attempts at being fashion designers don’t go terribly wrong. But let’s be real… they typically do. If you need proof, look no further.
BOOTS WITH THE FUR.
First up, Apple Bottom. From the looks of this ad from 2010, this clothing line lasted about 7 years longer than we thought it would. Woah, Nelly.
Baby Phat and Phat Farm arguably ruled a small segment of the early 2000’s with shell toes on the comeback and bejeweled things made of all kinds of velour and jersey.
An Unauthorized Alliteration.
No, we wont let The Kardashian Kollection stain our precious love for alliterations, although this whole clothing line thing is making us do a huge internal side eye.
A Whole Lotta Messy.
What’s worse than Madonna and Kelly Osborne collaborating on a clothing line? Taylor Momsen modeling the clothes.
Gettin’ Leggy with Lindsay Lohan.
6121 a fashion venture among many of Lindsanity’s poor life choices. She made a line fashion leggings that only she wore.
Mischa? Where You Been Guuuurl?
This is a recent development! Mischa Barton made a clothing line! And in spite of her ability to look fancy, her creations are sucky.
Who Run the World?
Beyonce, forever increasing her market share in all avenues, has a clothing line. It’s full of heat pressed foil graphics and bedazzly jewel things…and cut outs.
Hey Hey You You I can Dress Your Boyfriend.
Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne, the shirt says it all.
Sourface By Jennifer Lopez.
Just kiddinggggg. This is Sweetface by Jennifer Lopez. It highlights everything that will never be fashionable, all at once.
Heidi’s 2008 Face.
This is the Heidi Montag Collection, featuring these fashions and that face. But that was sooooo 2008.