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May 11, 2012

HEADLINES: The Bloom’s Bore, Serena Raps, and Reese Has Two Mommies.

I am sorry to report, ladies and gents, that you won’t be able to wear this to Prom. Yah snooze, yah loose. (Fashionista)

 

Kim and Kanye Take Toronto and “No one wanted to hear what KK had to say”. (Toronto Star)

 

Reese has two Mommies (sister wives, if you will). Okay, I lied. But her parental drama DOES sound like a freaking nightmare. (POP 2 It)

 

Call me cray, but the Bloom’s annoy the shiz out of me. It’s, just, TOO perfect. Y’know? Even Gisele and Tom have problems, albeit they are of the champagne variety, but at least there is some drama and intrigue about the Brady’s. The Bloom’s are giving me nothing. (Pop Sugar)

 

Christian Louboutin is launching a beauty line. Lemme guess – he will “invent” the perfect shade of red lipstick. And then try to paten it. (Styleite)

 

Lisa Turtle uses Lindsay Lohan’s plastic surgeon and Christina Aguilera’s make-up artist. (Media Take Out)

 

Serena Williams is a triple threat. Tennis player/aesthetician/RAPPER. Her flow is … okay. I mean … I just expected something more from the chick that banged both Common and Drake. (TMZ)

 

“Unfollow” is the new “Unfriend.” And dis sh*t shouldah happened TIME ago. (Herald Sun)

 

This would actually be quite useful for me, in reverse. As in – I will only shop for shit no one on Facebook likes. (Racked)

 

I can literally feel Max and Emme’s fontrum from the future. (Too Fab)

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