HEADLINES: The Satorialist Complains, Britney Walks Off Set, Cindy Crawford Defies Aging.

Complaining about front row seats … #fashionbloggerproblems. Scott Schuman isn’t a very grateful human being. My money is on a Napoleon Complex being the core issue. (Styleite)

If Ellen is the new Oprah, than Bethenny is the new Dr. Phil? Well in business terms at least. Luring in viewers with marriage drama and a supposed ‘looming’ divorce is classic Philly D. (The Hollywood Gossip)

Of course there are already rumours about Britney’s incompetence after only one day of auditions. OF COURSE she walked off set. She’s Britney B*tch! And she looked damn FIONE doing it. (Us Weekly)

Hold the freaking phone … his name is Phillip Phillips??? But, why do his parents hate him so much? I realize I’m late to the party but American Idol was dead to me the second William Hung’s 15 minutes ended. (Huff Post Entertainment)

Well this is disappointing, but also a lesson learned – Don’t marry Jesse James! It’ll take a toll on our reputation AND your looks. (Buzzfeed)

I mean … this is just UNFAIR! (Stylelist)

The Gatsby costumes aren’t entirely period-accurate, claims some fashion historian, adding that the colours are too bright and the sparkle is TOO sparkly. First of all, that’s impossible proven by the invention of the Bedazzler. Boom. Second, did you go see Titanic for it’s historical accuracy? Hell to tha nah. (Huff Post Style)

If I had to play Marry, Bang, Kill with these fashion trends I would marry Alexander McQueen’s chain belt (timeless), I would bang those vampy lips (a one-night stand of course), and I would kill the cut-outs (over it). You? (TFS)

Ugh would Michelle Obama and Beyonce just make out with each other already??? That’s probably the only thing on this planet that would ACTUALLY make Gwyneth Paltrow jealous. (The Cut)