HEADLINES: Jessica Simpson Went To The Gym, Matthew McConaughey Got Married, And Models Are Falling #everywhere #allthetime

Reason #1 million I am in love with the Interweb; it makes laughing at other people’s embarrassing mistakes SO MUCH EASIER. And, I mean … Okay I kinda feel bad for laughing like a hyena BUTTT it’s Hump Day so #sorrynotsorry. (Buzzfeed)

Whoever is styling The Amazing Spiderman press tour just gave me a fashun boner. THE SHOES! My only gripe is that lilac eye shadow on Emma. Is it just me, or is that colour giving her the illusion of crow’s feet? (PopSugar)

Jennifer Hudson 2.0 hit the gym with yesterday with our Canuck friend Harley. Good for her. I mean if I had a baby less than 6 weeks ago, you best BELIEVE I’d need a $4 milli incentive to get off my azz. (US Weekly)

1. Wedding headpieces are SO #ofthemoment. And 2. Why is Matt pointing at his Bride? HOW RUDEEE (Stephanie Tanner voice). (People)

Okay, yes, I’m freaking about another Cait and Ty baby. BUT I’m freaking out more over that pic of J.Lo stuffing her face. Priceless. (Huff Post Celeb)

A serving of #WangstaWednesday with a side of #NSFW. (TMZ)

In case you didn’t hate her enough already, Blake claims Monsieur Louboutin will custom make her wedding shoes himself. Of course. Beech isn’t even engaged. Don’t fret my fellow fashionistas; scroll down to see B at the Kids Choice Awards – it’ll ease the pain! (Huff Post Style)

I think 2004 might have been my favourite year for Olsen Twin red carpet style. It was just before their homeless bag-lady phase. (Styleist)

One Craven shirt, 4 looks. I am favouring Jessica Alba on this one, but I think it’s because I don’t even like the shirt. (People Style Watch)