I moustache you a question…how good are you at spotting celebrity beards superimposed on space-face backgrounds?
Can you identify these floating facial furs? (Answers are down below, don’t cheat)
1) Jake Gyllenhaal: Looks a lot more menacing than it actually is
2) Christian Bale: or Bear Grylls without a beard, aka irrelevant to everything
3) Brad Pitt: …is wearing a hat
4) Joe Jonas: grew this beard after he dumped T-Swizzle & tried his hand at being a recluse
5) Leonardo DiCaprio: ~radiant~
6) George Clooney: dapper man beard
7) David Beckham: English swaggy
8) Joey Fatone: bearded symmetry at it’s finest…kind of.
9) Joaquin Phoenix: …or Rupert Boneham from Survivor
10) Dumbledore: can quite literally whip his beard back and forth more effectively than Willow Smith can whip her hair.
HOW’D YOU DO?
0-3 correct: Sorry…not so great.
4-7 correct: Valiant effort, I guess.
8-10 correct: You are weird and probably have a beard fetish. I do not want to meet you.
Also, celebrity “beard faces” are apparently some kind of Internet thing, and I don’t like them at all.