Have you ever wanted to wear an alarmingly lifelike illustration of your favourite animal’s face on your body? Well, now is your chance to do so! It doesn’t matter if you’re on a budget, or just unwilling to spend $300+ on a creepy shirt. Givenchy? Christopher Kane? No thank you.
Let us introduce you to our new go-to t-shirt shop, The Mountain, where all your wildest animal garment dreams come true. All priced at a reasonable $20, get your /fashion fix/ without having to break the bank.

Dangerous Givenchy shark face vs. an even more dangerous shark face.

Menacing Givenchy rottweiler face vs. a not-so-menancing/kind-of-cute rottweiler face.

Deranged Christopher Kane gorilla face vs. a severely unimpressed gorilla face.

Impartial Christopher Kane for Topshop crocodile face vs. a demonic crocodile-with-glowing-eyes-I-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep face.

And here are some notable t-shirts that aren’t really inspired by anything, but much too good to leave out. Please consider them.































































