Twihards everywhere are in crisis. They haven’t slept a wink. Tossing and turning, ruminating and wondering, “Why me!?” For many, last night was the darkest they ever experienced; their worst fears realized. So, they are taking to Twitter to express their collective pain and anguish. Banding together in their unified delusion, actively creating rumours to deny the existence of evidence depicting HER indiscretion. Supporting each other through this MOST difficult and trying time. Why? Because #ROBSTENISUNBROKEN Okay!?
They say there was an earthquake in LA last night. BUT – I’m pretty sure it was just the result of Twihards everywhere having a collective tantrum; stomping their feet and plugging their ears like a kid getting denied at Toys-R-Us.
#Robsten is Unbroken was already trending worldwide in wee hours of the morning. Clearly – it was a rough night & denial is setting in.
Us Weekly published the exclusive:
and its pretty incriminating …
It seems Kristen and her Snow White and the Huntsman (MARRIED) director, Rupert Sanders, are having an affair.
The article was supported by this mysterious tweet from Liberty Ross, Rupert’s Wife & Kristen’s co-star. The tweet has since been deleted, but not before someone got a screenshot (Silly celebrities – you can’t delete the internet & thank tha lawddd for that!)
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tisk tisk TRAITORS!!!!
Y’all sound like cray town clowns to me! Take a breath, everything is gonna be alright!
