Dear internet relevancies, IRL people and those of industry importance…
I hope this online article finds you well. I am writing to you today on behalf of Alexander Gibson, a multi-talented artist and self-proclaimed online celebrity who goes by the internet alias of “Bad Smelling Boy.”
I am unsure if Mr. Gibson’s bad smellingness is accredited to a literal foul odor imposed by careless hygiene, or if it has to do with something deeper and more meaningful than my simple mind can comprehend. Regardless, do not let this impair your judgement and understand that his magnificent work speaks volumes loud enough to distract you from anything unpleasant you may not want to smell.
Completing an education at the prestigious Cooper Union School of Art in New York, Alex regularly shares his Photoshop wizarding skills on his website, http://badsmellingboy.com/, which, demonstratively, is a collective of digitally modified images of hypothetical t-shirts and sweatshirts that currently cease to exist. Albeit my extensive introduction, I am reaching out today asking for you to change this.
Haven’t you always wanted a field of flowers or a landscape superimposed on your midsection? Or an artistically shot photograph of a set of bathroom sinks? Well, along with unexplainable intellect and superb articulation, Alex has a range of ideas too plentiful for Photoshop’s meagre capabilities.
So please, anyone, if you’re out there, make these garments a reality. I guarantee people will buy them and your efforts will not be wasted. Thank you for your time.
I want these garments on my body now, please.
*Please find attached a plethora of Alex’s masterfully crafted designs.