JD recently split from his hot French model wifey Vanessa Paradis, and while we’d like to shed a tear for their loss (hA!) we’re thinking about who is in the running for this very eligible bachelor. Here are five ladies Johnny Depp should date and why (and obviously me and you and all of our girlfriends, for obvious reasons). Based soley on sartorial choices, we’ve determined JD’s compatability factor with 5 lucky ladies.
DIANE KRUGER
Fedoras and leather, couldn’t be better expect when together.
RIHANNA
Nothing dreadful here…
ANNE HATHAWAY
They could pose at libraries and hold fancy book meetings and talk about brainy things, and stuff.
YOLANDI
She’s got the whole scissor hands thing down pat.
Just because this should have happened in real life, and not just Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
Thoughts? Who should Johnny Depp go for next? (Other than you, of course)
Tagged diane kruger, Die Antwoord, Eva Mendes, johnny depp, rihanna
