If you don’t know about Karl Lagerfeld’s cat companion Choupette by now, you’ve been living under a severely un-fashionable rock. Probably.
We had a little chat (get it? chat is french for cat) with Karl Lagerfeld’s prized puss about LOLCats, faux paws, and Blake Lively. Read on, now.
Hi Choupette, congratulations on your blossoming modelling career!
It was only a matter of time before I got my FIRST (of many) close-ups.
What do you think is the number one fashion mistake Cats make?
I’ve never understood those nude felines who forget their fur coats. Always keep the pussy covered.
Do you have any famous cat friends?
If you could find a feline equal in elegance, I would consider a “friendship”.
How do feel about the massive popularity of cats on the Internet? Do you think LOLCats ruined the integrity of cats everywhere?
LOLCATS is the epitome of why cat ladies get a bad reputation.
Can you describe your first impression of Daddy when Baptiste dropped you off for cat-sitting?
If love at first sight were real, our meeting would be the beginning of a Lifetime movie.
And how exactly did the adoption process play out? I assume there was a custody battle over you.
I do not discuss legal matters.
Where is the most exotic place Daddy has taken you?
I’m a feline of the world, darling.
MTV: As far as Daddy’s muses go… Blake or Diane?
I am the real muse.
Daddy brags about your tech-savvy ways. Do you have a favourite iPad app?
The app that turns my iPad into a mirror so that I can stare into my crystal blue eyes.
Who rocks white hair better, you or Daddy?
With the right hairstylist you can conquer the world.
What does Daddy’s hair look like down (a.k.a. no ponytail)? Is it frightening?
DADDY doesn’t know the meaning of disheveled.
What song is on heavy rotation on your iPod right now?
Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey…and frankly anything from Lana Del Rey.
And finally, what every cat out there wants to know; what’s your type? And are you single?
Why does every human think there is something wrong with being single?
There you have it, folks and felines, always keep the pussy covered. Follow @ChoupettesDiary for all the most elite meows on the whole Internet.
photo via @Choupettesdiary