We’ve all learned a handful of very valuable life lessons from full-time genius Jenna Marbles, so why shouldn’t we take fashion and beauty advice from her as well?
After rising to fame after churning out video after video of gut-wrenching hilarity, Jenna Marbles has continued to deliver insightful explanations to mundane questions that often require no immediate answer. From ‘Why Girls Hate Each Other’ to ‘How Diets Work’, Jenna, Spiderman, Mr. Marbles and Kermit have provided an endless amount of accountable advice directly applicable to our everyday lives.
“How do you cope with the cinnamon challenge?” you may ask. Jenna has the answer. It is dressing up like Drake.
“How do you avoid talking to people you don’t want to talk to?” you may also ask. Jenna has this answer, too. It is making a disturbing face that I can’t articulate with words.
No matter the situation, Jenna has the answer. So here is our roundup of her most relevant answers pertaining directly to your appearance and the social cues that come hand-in-hand with that. Okay.
Dressing for Dates
Hot girl disguise with fake laughs in tow. Also, rummage in your closet until find your knockoff Marc Jacobs Stam Bag from 2008. Then claim it is Fendi.
Having Good Hygiene
If you need to learn how to brush your teeth, watch this video. If you have a weak stomach, don’t watch this video. If you’re stuck in the middle, use your own discretion.
Dressing for the Airport
The most important lesson learned from this video is to run for your life if you ever see Jenna Marbles on the same aircraft as you.
Tricking People Into Thinking You’re Rich
Do you have millions of dollars? No? It’s okay. #ballin
Doing Your Makeup Intoxicated
Jenna says don’t strive for perfection, because “you’re already perfect…just the way you are”. Jenna is a lot nicer when she is drunk.
Tricking People Into Thinking You’re Good Looking
More than 42,000,000 views later, there must be a whole lot of (brand new) streetwalkers out and about.
If you’re still feeling wary about Jenna’s qualifications as a stylist, then I guess you can stick to her nonsensical videos about things I don’t really understand.