As you well know it is Her Madgesty’s 54th birthday. An event worthy of a national ~HOLIDAY~, in our eyes. So to ~CELEBRATE~ we decided to get Your Royal Highness a birthday cake. Actually, 15 cakes to be exact. Because we’re just that nice & we love her THAT much.
CORSET CAKES
Apparently cone-bra corsets are now synonymous with Madonna because all of the following cakes were named after the birthday girl.
Source: Annica’s Designer Cakes / Robin Tweet Cakes
Source: Love to Cake / The Cake Store
If it weren’t for the cones on these two blondes their likeness to Madge wouldn’t be … how do I say … immediately apparent (no offense)? Kudos though, God knows I couldn’t even master my Easy Bake Oven.
Source: Custom Cake Designs / The Hudson Cakery
Check out THIS detail. Bellisima! (Madonna is Italian right? Despite what her Ritchie-era accent would lead you to believe)
PICTURE CAKES
Source: Gay Guide Toronto
We can’t take credit for this one.
The source of this image is an article written by the one, the only Philip Tetro, of course.
Source: Nobody Puts Baby in the Horner
Hmm this technique looks familiar, huh?
NIPPLE CAKE
Source: Tony “Pastryarch” Albanese Cakes (Sick name buddy, sick name)
JT/Janet Jackson take notes – this is Madonna’s nipple and she ain’t ashamed. To the rest of you prudes: it’s her birfday and she’ll flash you if she wants to. (Psh, you should be so lucky).
CRYBABY CAKE
Source: Tony (You are clearly the Madonna Cake aficionado)
#nailedit #bangon
#ditto
BLONDE AMBITION CAKE…
Source: Artisan Cakes (FYI: They also do a MEAN Jabba the Hut)
… AKA If Amy Fisher dressed up as Madonna for Halloween. Rightttt?
A CAKE FIT FOR A QUEEN
Source: Bakelicious
LITERALLY. I mean (and yes, I know it is an icing drawing. BUT) those appear to be the shoulders/chest of a ‘linebacker.’
THE OBLIGATORY VOGUE CAKE
Source: The Cake Don
AND finally …
THE MANDATORY ~IRONIC~ CAKE
Source: Another “Pastryarch” creation
PROPS.
