As you well know it is Her Madgesty’s 54th birthday. An event worthy of a national ~HOLIDAY~, in our eyes. So to ~CELEBRATE~ we decided to get Your Royal Highness a birthday cake. Actually, 15 cakes to be exact. Because we’re just that nice & we love her THAT much.
Apparently cone-bra corsets are now synonymous with Madonna because all of the following cakes were named after the birthday girl.
If it weren’t for the cones on these two blondes their likeness to Madge wouldn’t be … how do I say … immediately apparent (no offense)? Kudos though, God knows I couldn’t even master my Easy Bake Oven.
Check out THIS detail. Bellisima! (Madonna is Italian right? Despite what her Ritchie-era accent would lead you to believe)
Source: Gay Guide Toronto
We can’t take credit for this one.
The source of this image is an article written by the one, the only Philip Tetro, of course.
Source: Nobody Puts Baby in the Horner
Hmm this technique looks familiar, huh?
Source: Tony “Pastryarch” Albanese Cakes (Sick name buddy, sick name)
JT/Janet Jackson take notes – this is Madonna’s nipple and she ain’t ashamed. To the rest of you prudes: it’s her birfday and she’ll flash you if she wants to. (Psh, you should be so lucky).
Source: Tony (You are clearly the Madonna Cake aficionado)
BLONDE AMBITION CAKE…
Source: Artisan Cakes (FYI: They also do a MEAN Jabba the Hut)
… AKA If Amy Fisher dressed up as Madonna for Halloween. Rightttt?
A CAKE FIT FOR A QUEEN
LITERALLY. I mean (and yes, I know it is an icing drawing. BUT) those appear to be the shoulders/chest of a ‘linebacker.’
THE OBLIGATORY VOGUE CAKE
Source: The Cake Don
AND finally …
THE MANDATORY ~IRONIC~ CAKE
Source: Another “Pastryarch” creation