HEADLINES: Gerussell All But Confirm They’re Doing It, Choupette Makes Her Video Debut, and LeAnn Enters Rehab.

OMG it’s on! It’s totally on! And I’m totally ANGLOPHILING FREAKING OUT! (US Magazine)

Kim tweets an aerial pic of Kanye’s motorboat . Those Kardashians sure are subtle. Mama raised you well. (The Sun)

I don’t follow politics – Canadian or otherwise (don’t judge me), so the following are strictly superficial musings (with a wink): Paul Ryan’s family could not be more All-American/attractive even if they were hired models, Martinez has a bronzer problem reminiscent of Lindsay Lohan, and I don’t quite understand how the marriage proposal was integrated. Or why he/she thought this was romantic. (Popsugar)

Okay. When you try THIS hard to sell me something … I’m definitely not buying, you know? It’s fishy, that’s all I’m saying. (People)

Damn those Olsen eyes are hypnotizing in the best way possible. But paired with the wig, they’re wasted. I don’t even mind the colour. It’s a texture thing. (Buzzfeed)

Emmy Rossum inside a giant beaver. (Instagram)

Choupette makes her video debut. Although I’m not entirely convinced the audio and videography wasn’t misrepresented. (Net-A-Porter)

Okay, yes the cut of the dress isn’t ideal. But what the crap is happening south of Lizzie Caplan’s ankles? (Go Fug Yourself)

Brit deviates from her script, which is no doubt co-written by Jamie and Jason, and is adorably embarrassed. And she looks really, really good. (Zap 2 It)