HEADLINES: Karl Doesn’t Care for Pippa’s Face, Fashion Stole Posh’s Smile, and Chuck Bass Grosses Me Out.

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#Sh*tKarlSays about Pippa Middleton: “I don’t like [her] face.”

#Sh*tKarlSays about Victoria Beckham: “We have the same eating habits” (Lainey Gossip)

Umm, I thought Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were friends? Friends don’t let friends date their ex-douchelord/boyfriends. Right? However, I do have a sneaking suspicion that even if Taytay protested Katy wouldn’t listen. Hasn’t she heard Dear John? Doesn’t she think 19 is too young to be played by a dark twisted game? (Popsugar)

In other Royalty news … Kate Middleton’s Reiss and Zara repeats are better than Diane Kruger’s Chanel Couture? I’m not so sure about that. (Too Fab)

Snoop Lion just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I’ll adjust eventually I suppose. Just please tell me that Snoop Animal knows sea lions and actual lions aren’t related. He knows, right? (The Superficial)

Stella McCartney says the most challenging part of designing Great Britain’s uniforms came in the form of “Tom Daley’s little thing.” I HOPE she is talking about the size of the Speedo. (People)

Apparently, fashion stole Victoria Beckham’s smile. HA! Like she really wants it back. Fashionistas don’t smile. Duh. Oh, and she loves Christian Grey just like every Mum in America. (Glamour)

OH DEAR GAWD, WHY? JUST … WHY? You know what this means right? Kardashian Klan takes up the entire first row. Vomitt. (Fashionista)

EW! Ew, ew, ew. Chuck Bass has never disgusted me more. This would only be okay if I was wearing it. Indoors. Because I have decidedly less chest hair. (Stylelist)

Watch out LA, there’s a new racist in town! (Too mean? Or too true?) (The Cut)

Check out these HAUTE CHICKS (see what we did there?) (Style.com)