HEADLINES: Katy Perry and John Mayer Are Sleeping Together, P!nk Was Deprived of MTV as a Child, and Gaga Loves Lilo?

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Gwen Stefani tells Harper’s Bazaar that the inspiration behind her signature red lip came from … her grandmother! Thank her for us, would yah Gwen? (Daily Gossip)

P!nk recently revealed that her Mom wouldn’t allow her to watch MTV as child. So, being the P!nk we know and love, she would sneak out her window and watch MTV at a friend’s house. Good on you girl, no one should be deprived of such greatness. (People)

Alexander Wang has dumped MAC to date Nars. Upgrade? Or rebound? (Style.com)

Lauren Conrad’s new name is “Knitting Barbie.” Although I’m 99% sure no Barbie has ever come with knitting accessories. Because, you know, Barb is too busy being a cheerleader, partying in Malibu (remember Malibu Barbie?!?), and being Prom Queen to Ken’s Prom King. (Instagram)

In other Laguna Beach news, Kristen Cavallari and her football fiance Jay Culter welcome their first son, Camden Jack Cutler, into the world yesterday. Congrats! (Huff Post Celebrity)

Stella McCartney’s Olympic Uniform designs are the envy of all athletes residing in the Olympic Village, or so says Pete Reed (rower). Apparently everyone wants to tradesies. (British Vogue)

So Katy Perry and John Mayer are now having sleepovers. Taylor Swift is gonna be pisssssed! Almost as pissed as I am at Katy for wearing this black tank. It’s simply horrid. (The Superficial)

Rumour has it Lady Gaga has cast Lindsay Lohan in her upcoming music video. I mean, that’s one way to ensure you’ll look great. Everyone looks infinitely better next to Lilo. (New York Post)

Speaking of … Lady Gaga’s September Issue Vogue cover has been unveiled. And it’s amazing! Only Gaga would let them do that to her hair. Can you imagine Vogue trying to pitch this look to, say, Victoria Beckham? No way she’d be game. (Fashionista)

Randy Travis has out done himself. He added another DUI to his resume yesterday, only this time while driving NAKED. Bravo. (Dlisted)