HEADLINES: Smize-ageddon is Imminent, Taylor Swift is Perma-Jilted, and Georgina Chapman to Direct.

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God help us. Tyra Banks has learned how to make GIFs. It’s Smize-ageddon! (Buzzfeed)

JLo covers the September issue of In Style magazine in a navy & red printed dress that I’m REALLY digging on her. The interview? Typical. “I still believe in love” blah, blah, blah. I think we are about due for another JLo wedding, her pending divorce being the only hold up, I’m sure. (People)

Penelope Cruz, another September cover girl, looks absolutely stunning on the cover of W. Pene & Salma have to be the hottest BFF’s around, non? (W Magazine)

Let the guessing game begin! Taylor Swift released a new single yesterday entitled “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” Jake? Joe? John? Who she’s bashing now has yet to be confirmed. But don’t worry, Taylor can never keep a secret for long. (US Magazine)

Lindsay Lohan is on track to make $2 million this year. In other news, the world is unfair/horrible place. (Dlisted)

Yikes! Anderson Cooper gets KStewed by his live-in boyfriend a mere month after publicly coming out. What a moron this guy is! I mean, how can you successfully avoid getting outed by paparazzi for 3 years with Anderson and then be so careless? (Pink is the New Blog)

Only Disney Channel products would/could leverage new haircut Twitpics for a recurring role on a primetime sitcom. Being self-important is the fulltime career here. (Zap 2 It)

As if one season of (not) watching Kirstie Alley attempt the Cha-Cha wasn’t enough, Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars has been announced. I demand to know who is responsible for this! And why ABC is allowing you to use the word “star” so loosely? (Buddy TV)

Looking at Olympians in non-athletic clothing is weird. Deciding who has the best red carpet style is even weirder. Some bodies just weren’t made to be clothed #jussayin (Styleite)

Georgina Chapman wants to transition from designing to directing. Why does everyone want to be a multi-hyphenate? Damn Yuppie greed, I’m telling yah! And, just for the record, if your hubby (with all he has at his disposal) has yet to hire you as a director … I’d stick to fashion. (Style.com)