If you’re anything like me or Miley Cyrus, you’ve grown to appreciate Agyness Deyn’s existence ever since she hit the ~fashion scene~ more than half a decade ago. With short platinum tresses, piles of plaid, and combat boots galore, the I-am-a-cool-British-girl girl has truly resonated in our hearts as a source of endless inspiration and subject of outward uber-jealousy.
1 ) Befriend a fashion designer. Bonus points if their surname is a province.
2 ) Is your hair long, healthy, and beautiful? Yes? Hahahaha. Too bad. You’re going to have to cut and bleach it immediately.
3 ) When you get sick of that, don’t shy away from being a baldie. You will not look psychotic…I promise.
4 ) Even if you’re cited as being this generation’s Kate Moss, avoid big fashion parties…because they’re not really your scene. DJing is okay, tho.
5 ) If your name is Laura, change it. It does not radiate enough *star power*. (Lana is that you??)
6 ) Surprise/confuse the world by marrying someone who portrayed a weird character on television show. Yes, we’re talking about Phoebe’s brother Frank on FRIENDS. Aka Mr. Agyness Deyn, Giovanni Ribisi.
7 ) Release a t0tally /punk/ collaboration with Dr. Martens, much to the delight of all your adoring fans.
8 ) Muster some kind of musical inclination, because you’re going to have to start a band. Preferably one who’s name references some kind of wearable garment.
9 ) Narrate an emotional monologue about ~love~ in a Rihanna song. (Yes, that’s Agy at the beginning…*fangirl scream*)
10 ) Lie about your age because when it comes to being a /supermodel/, youthfulness is covetable. (This is not meant to be critical…I am only stating straight facts).
If you followed these steps carefully, I welcome/encourage/~beckon~ you to join me, Miley, and the rest of the wannabe-Agy crew on our quest to dominate the world. Bye!
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