One of the perks of being an A-list celebrity is having access to a stylist… you know, a trained professional that prevents you from going out in public looking like a can of human Arizona green tea.
(Un)fortunately, confusing celebrity getups are a dime-a-dozen these days, and as time goes on and Lady Gaga continues to exist, they become increasingly more frequent. In the case of Rihanna’s dress, well, I have no actual words to describe how I feel because, like, the similarities are so uncanny it confuses my brain. But…as they say, one person’s misfortunes are another person’s tidbit of humor for the day. Right?
Here are some more celebrities that resemble other inanimate objects. I realize that some of these objects are edible and some of them are not, but lettuce not let that impair our judgement. Who wore it best?!
Miley Cyrus vs. Furniture
“I’m not an Ikea sofa; I’m just being Miley!”
Taylor Swift vs. Album Cover
…Is ‘Watch the Throne’. Lol.
Lady Gaga vs. Vase
Dressing like vases is totally going to be a thing. This is a prediction.
Florence Welch vs. Cake
Looks like this cake that also looks like *snow*.
Decided to embody a stuffed bunny. Except SPARKLY.
Jessica Biel vs. Chandelier
Hey Justin Timberlake, do you like Jessica Biel or this fun chandelier? The latter, right? Okay.
Kim Kardashian vs. Jos Louis
Icing is a bit off, but valiant effort, Kim.
Michelle Williams vs. Children’s Bedding
May have put on a pillowcase instead of real, human clothes.
Lesson learned from this entire debacle? Celebrities are just like us. With subjectively embarrassing wardrobing choices that result in a widespread onslaught of giggling and sartorial comparisons, I’m going to go ahead and answer for all you readers out there: the humans wore it best.