Your Comprehensive Guide To Dressing Head To Toe In Cats

We know World Cat Day is technically over, but that shouldn’t force the socially constructed and ubiquitous “cat ladies” to surrender their cat dressing sensibilities completely, right? Right. So here is a list of crazy and fun and fancy cat-related garb that you can wear all day every day all year every year FOREVER. Enjoy!

Organized sensibly, from head to toe.

This Pair of Really Expensive Cat Ears

Maison Michel Cat Ears $1,290

The folk that brought you those lace bunny ears that everyone and their mother replicated and wore for Halloween in 2009 now step up their game and bring you these socially relevant cat ears. In headband form, too, for optimal wearability.

This Cat Hat

ASOS Cat Beanie $17.51

Your head will most definitely be warm and toasty in this cat hat.

This Plethora of “My Shirt Looks Like A Cat” Shirts

Of course we’re going to include these shirts again. Who do you think we are? GIGGLE.

This Cat Sweatshirt

Opening Ceremony Cat Sweater $99

Because it’s Opening Ceremony.

This (other) Cat Sweatshirt

ASOS Sweatshirt with Galaxy Cat $49.01

Because it’s *THE GALAXY*.

This Menacing Cat Sweater

Markus Lupfer Cat Sweater $420

Kind of scary, kind of cute, kind of AWESOME.

This Cat One Piece

Wildfox One Piece$150

I feel like having some kind of ridiculous one piece is imperative for any of these comprehensive guide. Mainly because they are a lot more plentiful than I would’ve initially thought.

This “Caturday” Tunic

Modcloth Caturday Tunic $21.99

Wear it as a shirt or a dress for utmost /versatility/.

This Flouncy Cat Dress

Influence Cat Print Dress $43.76

SO great and SO affordable and SO many sleepy kitties, AW.

This Pair of Cat Leggings

Drop Dead Cat Leggings $37.50

So your shins can stare into the souls of your peers. :3

This Cat Necklace

Modcloth Cat Necklace $49.99

Because you cat live without a necklace.

This Plethora of Cat Socks

Renfro Socks $6

Various colours, various cats, various poses.

This pair of Miu Miu Cat Shoes

Fancy cat shoes for your fancy feet. Not in production anymore, but maybe you can snag a pair on eBay. Just know if you’re a size 6, you’ll have some competition (me).

This Pair of Charlotte Olympia Cat Shoes

Charlotte Olympia Kitty Flats $660

Alexa Chung was wearing them that time she wasn’t wearing a helmet. Which means they are ideal for biking and a very practical purchase etc. But also, #PSA!!!!!!

This Cat Coin Purse

Lulu Guinness Coin Purse $70

No need to leave your $$$ out of this cat debacle.

This Cat Laptop (Cattop) Case

ASOS Laptop Case $17.51

If you’re going to be decked out in cat, then you have to make sure your means of surfing our Internet Website is decked out in cat as well.

This “Pumpkin” bag by Grace Coddington and Balenciaga

Are you one of the thousands of of girls who dreams of owning a Balenciaga City? Well, this isn’t quite the same scenario, but it’s orange and has cats on it so maybe it is better.