Fora
Lifestyle
September 18, 2012

HEADLINES: Blake’s Bling is Bangin’, Lindsay Lohan is Loathsome, and Suri’s Scientology Stink Eye Stings.

(Deep, long, yearning sighhh) I don’t know about you but this is the kind of engagement ring I daydream about. And nightdream about. The impossibly HUGE, sparkling kind. (People Style Watch)

 

What the H is happening? Paula Abdul looks good; albeit super bronzed. And a Vogue Editor is … f-a- … err (how do I put this?) … rotund!? Whatever, point is I think we should check the sky. To see if its falling. (TFS)

 

Valentino and Paula Abdul use the same spray tanner. Oh, and ballet costumes. (The Cut)

 

She couldn’t let us have this one? Just this once? She couldn’t just let us have cats? Oh no! She just HAD to ruin it for everyone! Karl, deal with this PRONTO! (Pop Sugar)

 

Marc Jacobs plays a porn ring sleazebag on the hunt for teenage talent in his acting debut. I have a sneaking suspicion he’ll nail it. (Styleite)

 

I can’t comprehend why Alyssa Milano isn’t still famous. Or relevant. Or employable. (Buzzfeed)

 

Oh good. Just this weekend as I was washing my hands/avoiding eye contact with the bathroom attendant when I started thinking to myself, “You know what test I’m really down to take right now?” (The Jane Dough)

 

Despite losing custody of Suri, Tom has still found time to teach his daughter the Scientology scare stare during his rightful visitation. A job well done, she’s nailing the sh-t outta it. Jedi minds tricks ain’t got nothing on you Sur! (The Social Life)

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