HEADLINES: Mitt Romney’s tan is certified fake, Sofia Vergara is still the best, and other really important things.

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According to Tanning Mom, on a scale of Lilo – Jersey Shore Mitt Romney is a solid George Hamilton. (Huff Post Weird News)

Doesn’t Heidi Klum’s squat on the Emmy’s red carpet remind you of a certain Bridesmaids scene where Maya Rudolph squats in the street? Yeah, you know the one. (Celebitchy)

Like, I just can’t with the Beckhams. The gorgeousness hurts my eyes. I mean, Harper’s chunko legs in the skinny jeans with the sneaks? And Brooklyn sitting on David sitting on Victoria? It’s too much; the cuteness. (Lainey Gossip)

Who said legal deposition proceedings were boring? Someone who has never seen a Lil’ Wayne interview. You just HAVE to watch this video, if only for Weezy’s facial expressions. Me quoting it would not do it justice. Maybe even a disservice. (Flow 93.5)

This is reason number 1 milli why Sofia Vergara is the BEST. Her WhoSay photos are on par with Beyonce’s tumblr in the “Must See” category, but for totally different/hilarious/self-deprecating reasons. In one night alone Sof gives us butt-crack, crowd surfing, and mermaid partying all while remembering to “jajajaja” at herself. (NSFW-ish) (Who Say)

Emma Watson gives dope derp on the cover of October’s Nylon. (Styleite)

My favourite Burberry-clad ASOS Alum Cara Delevigne is the model of the mo. (TFS)

Things I learned from the Full House Reunion: DJ got hot, Steve did not, and the Olsen’s are too busy to lip sync “Step by Step” for drunk Uncle Jesse’s camera phone. (BuzzFeed)

After accepting her award for portraying Sarah Palin, Julianne Moore opted for paper not plastic at the Emmy check-out counter. (People)