HEADLINES: Karl Hoops, Rebel & Ellen ‘Shoop’, and Nicki Goes Buck On Mariah!

You’ve seen this right? ONLY, Karl. It’s ridiculous, and yet I don’t hate it. Just like the man who created it. (Styleite)

Fashun Fonetics: Mar-kay-zuh Eee-dish-un. (Racked)

OHEMGEE you guys! Have you heard what’s happening over at Idol? Nicki went buck on Mimi. And Keith Urban hates his life. I’m ALL over this. For the full Divas Gone Wild experience; you HAVE to: 1. Read the transcript of the two throwing down. And then 2. Watch this video of Mimi, just bein’ Mimi, over the years. I swear it will make you happy for months. And 3. Decide whether or not Nicki UNDER-reacted. Kahpeesh? Good. Go. (Lainey Gossip)

James Franco. Naked. And covered with gold paint. (HP Entertainment)

Rebel and Ellen shoop Salt-N-Pepa and I want to see Pitch Perfect. Don’t judge me. (Ellen)

It’s on. And I’m sad. Was it ever really off? I just want to live in a world where violence is a deal breaker. Always. If I could pretend that airplanes were shooting stars, I would wish it right now. (TMZ)

Salma Hayek talks about not striving to be the thinnest. While wearing a corset on the retouched cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Oops. (Celebitchy)

Rachel crushes on Ashley, Alexa, Diane, and Sienna. Stylistically speaking. (People Style Watch)

Free at last! SJP promises no more Carrie Bradshaw in the future. May she rest. (HP Style)

If this is a muffin top, Ryan Gosling is my boyfriend, the Leafs are good at hockey, and Tyra Banks isn’t annoying. (@tyrabanks)

Willow Smith starts a fashion Tumblog. And it’s kinda boring. Sorry, but it is. (MTV Style)