Holy Toledo Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome, these shoes are a frickin’ nightmare! Just scary. And seemingly really, really dangerous. (Styleite)
Note to my innumerable suitors: I still like Blake’s better. Also, tehe, Jen’s got hair clips clamped to her purse just like the rest of us. (Popsugar)
I’ll paraphrase for the youngins: The blue eyed Prince of your liquid dreams covers the latest issue of Tatler. (Dlisted)
Sometimes artists confuse me. Like this new stage-vomit trend. Sup with that? Also, Ozzy eating bats? and Fergie peeing her pants? It’s SO weird. (Daily Mail)
UGH I effing love it when B and Jay perform together. It’s like watching really good foreplay. (Lainey Gossip)
Um so yeah, Rosie wants to buy Honey Boo Boo a new house. Cool, but where are the kids gonna play if not on the train tracks? (The Insider)
Awwe Lloyd! Say Anything is such a clutch movie. I must’ve dreamed about Lloyd coming to my window with a boombox a thousand times. Ugh, romance is dead. On a happier note; Jeffrey Gaines does the most amazing/beautiful/everything cover of In Your Eyes, ever. You’re welcome. (HP Entertainment)
Behold, The Saint Laurent Missing Sketches Murder Mystery. (Ok, I lied about the Murder) (WWD)
I wonder if Matilda will even care. (People)
Darnit! Savouring Tammy Taylor is gonna mean suffering through Hayden Panettiere. Jesus give me strength! (P.S. spell check just auto-corrected it to Hayden Pantyliner LMAO) (ET)
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