Remember when special ‘days’ were limited to Mother’s, Father’s, Valentine’s and St. Patrick’s? Clearly those days are long gone, because today is National Cleavage Day. Yes, really. But don’t get critical just yet, this is good! Because now you have a legitimate excuse for creeping the jugs of celebrities, and stuff. So, let’s play Name That Cleavage. Hey, there’s no better way to test your perv status.
Answers are at the bottom. NO CHEATING! You may want to write your answers down, or something. This is serious.
So… how accurate (perv-y) are you?
1. Rihanna (So little! cUuUuUte!)
2. Halle Berry (Bringing new depth to her role as Catwoman. Meow.)
3. Scarlett Johansson (Hi.)
4. Holly Madison (Keepin’ it classy.)
5. Christina Aguilera (Tangerine Tango. So on trend.)
6. Jennifer Lawrence (Actually keepin’ it classy.)
7. Miley Cyrus (Hi collarbones!)
8. Jessica Simpson (Side boob alert.)
9. Heidi Montag (All natural!)
10. Megan Fox (Pending nip-slip.)
11. Sofia Vergara (Never leaves it up to our imaginations.)
12. Beyonce (Modesty!)
13. Audrina Patridge (MTV alum boobs.)
14. Victoria Beckham (Designer tats.)
15. Nicole Richie (So-Cal jugs.)
Happy National Cleavage Day, everyone! If you see a pair of knockers you appreciate today, go on and give ‘em a high five! (maybe.)
