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November 6, 2015

An Open Letter To Discounted Halloween Candy

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Halloween candy, you make us feel feelings–love, bliss, despair, regret, hunger and shame are just a few of them. Here’s our open letter to you.

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Dear Discounted Halloween Candy,

Why do you taste so much better the day after Halloween? Could it be the sweet, sweet taste of savings? Could it be the coffee I was able to pair you with, because I had enough change left to buy one? Whatever the reason, as Gwen Stefani would say, thank you for being my ~Sweet Escape~.

The fact that I have a box of 90 mini chocolate bars sitting at my desk would normally be frowned upon. But not with you, my discounted dear. Now when people pass by my desk and their gaze falls upon you, I am greeted with looks of approval, of understanding. You are greeted with open hearts and open hands.

Toothaches and tummy aches can be endured, so long as you’re by my side to help me through.

Until next year…

Hilary, MTV FORA 

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Dear Discounted Halloween Candy,

November 1st is a day that rivals Christmas. I am filled with excitement at the thought of sugar that will soon be passing through my veins. My house and office desk, both overflow with your sweetness. There is no way that I could ever repay you for the joy you bring to my life, you are my one true love.

Forever yours,

Jimmy, MTV CANADA 

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Dear Discounted Halloween Candy ,

Loving you feels…wrong. But I don’t want to be right. You hypnotized me into thinking that  I NEEDED 125 chocolate bars in my life and in my stomach. Nothing and no one is as tempting, or sweet, or beautiful, or as cherished as you are.

I’ll keep you hidden within the depths of my filing cabinet and heart.

I am yours and you are mine,

Celina, MTV FORA

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Dear Discounted Halloween Chocolate,

You have so many personalities and I appreciate you for who you are. Whether you are in the form of a bar, a kiss, a chip, or fondue, you always sweep me off my feet. Nuts, caramel, nougat, and peanut butter always inspire you to be the best you that you can be. Although at times you’re mean to my thighs, you could really never do wrong in my eyes.

Olivia, MTV FORA

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