Now that he’s dominated the rap world, we’re all wondering what the next thing on Kendrick Lamar’s radar is. The answer? Dominating the #cleaneats world. Sweetgreen, an American salad restaurant chain, is honoring the rapper this May in the form of a Kendrick-inspired lunch–Beets don’t kale my vibe.
The salad will have wild rice, kale, roasted beets, goat cheese, chicken and a balsamic vinaigrette. No word yet on whether or not some fresh beatz will be dropping with these fresh beets. Lettuce share some other celebrity-inspired salads we’ve imagined for upcoming campaigns.
Ellie Goulding, Love Me Like You Bleu
Ingredients: blue cheese, baby greens, walnuts
Rihanna, Bitch Better Have My Honey Mustard Chicken
Ingredients: grilled chicken, mandarin oranges, spinach
Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, Broad Seed-y
Ingredients: pomegranate seeds, arugula, radicchio
Marvel Comics, Avengers: Age of Crouton
Ingredients: garlic butter croutons, Parmesan cheese, romaine lettuce
Drake, If There’s Brie In This, It’s Too Late
Ingredients: brie, pear, romaine lettuce
Ingredients: poppyseed dressing, strawberries, egg, baby spinach
Kale Yeah, F**king Right
Ingredients: kale, lemon, parmesan cheese
Kanye West, Capreezy Salad
Ingredients: fresh mozzarella, tomato, basil
Taylor Swift, BLT-Swift
Ingredients: maple bacon, cherry tomatoes, romaine lettuce
If any salad chain restuarants executives are reading this and would like to make these collabs happen, I’m available for hire. JK, FORA FORAVER.