So @prabalgurung and @dvf tweet this pic and I’m all like, “Monks Wear Crocs???” read more…
HEADLINES: Kim Has Been Kissing Kanye, Janet Jackson is Skinny Again, and Errbody is Obsessed with Bey’s TMBLR.
HEADLINES: Kaela Humphries Signs to Ford, Michelle Williams Has a New Man, and Taylor Swift Even Makes Being Half Naked Boring & Wholesome.
Eeks. Hot Harry and Usain Bolt doing the “Lighting Bolt” is too much for my Olympic obsessed heart to handle! 143 days people, 143 days! (Daily Mail)
Jesus, even her bikini is prim & proper. I have such a hard time negotiating this annoying ‘good girl’ image and the fact that she let John Mayer pee on/hit that. (Pop Sugar)
So down for these two to get down. Although I know they won’t warm my ice-cold heart like Marshall & Lily used to; pre season six to be exact. Post season five I just couldn’t make myself care about who Ted ends up with anymore. (Lainey Gossip)
Wowza! Where the hell did Kaela come from? She didn’t strike me as model material on KUWTK but I obviously overlooked her; the girl is gorgeous. Those eyes are hypnotizing, no? (People)
WUTTT? They aren’t married? Is this news to anyone else? I could’ve sworn they were lawful. (Lifeline Live)
Well, this is super creepy. AND I LOVE IT. Birthday present request: a Lindsay Lohan face morph. VJ4rawr puhlease make this happen! (BuzzFeed)
This is the one and only reason I would give Kanye The Designer another second of my time. (Stylelite)
HEADLINES: Dina Lohan is Well on Her Way to Destroying Yet Another Child, and Missoni’s “Little Marina” Creeps Me Right Out.
Gwyneth Paltrow just released her new issue of GOOP and this time I am actually interested! The newsletter was mostly images that depicted all the behind-the-scene moments of her trip to Italy for the Venice Film Festival. Plus Matt Damon makes a cameo which is always a plus. (GOOP)
OMG nooo! The man of my dreams just cut off his beautiful golden locks in favour of a buzz cut! This cannot be happening. I mean his whole appeal was his faux-hawk! (Pop Sugar)
Yikes! We all know Lindsay Lohan is a piece of work but Dina sure as hell did a number on Ali. The consensus I am hearing is that this is a clear attempt to make an Anne Hathaway clone. Attempt failed – jus sayin’. (Lainey Gossip)
What the hell are people thinking? Why must everyone’s engagement ring be the size of a golf ball? And Cacee Cobb’s no less! Man she’s lucky Jessica Simpson hooked her up with Donald Faison so long ago; it’s about time he put a ring on it! However, I’m starting to believe these rings are not even real! Please explain to me how Donald, and even Kris Humphries for that matter, can afford such bling. (Too Fab)
John Galliano has been found guilty but will serve no jail time. Yep, that’s pretty much all you need to know. (The Daily Beast)
The stars flocked to support the launch of Missoni for Target last night. Celebrity guests, like Emma Roberts and Nina Garcia, were greeted by a 25 foot doll named “Little Marina” that was handled by puppeteers. Yeah, it totally creeped me out as well. (Wall Street Journal)
Why do they call it “The GQ Man of the Year Awards” when they award quite a number of trophies to women? I really hate that. Anyway, this year Lara Stone was named ‘Best Woman of the Year’ while Tommy Hilfiger nabbed designer of the year. Are you as surprised as I am? (British Vogue)