Elsa Schiaparelli once said, “In difficult times fashion is always outrageous.” If Galliano’s brash behaviour and Vivian Westwood’s complete disregard for the conservative aren’t testament enough to the sincerity of this statement then brace yourself for an outrageous read. Uncensored, unapologetic, and completely obscene, we’re running down the most outgraegous ‘he said she saids’ of the fashion world. Take it away, Karl… read more…
Sh*t Fashion People Say: Outrageous Quotes From Karl to Coco
The Top Fashion-y Newsmakers of 2012: Part One
I wrote a lot of crap about a lot of people/places/things this year. Gossip was good to us in 2012. So to celebrate & give thanks to the Gossip Gods: we are counting down the headliners that made my job easy in 2012. read more…
10 Funny Fashion People on Twitter
Let’s face it, sometimes fashion just needs to be made fun of. And nothing is better than a fashion ~influencer~ that can take a piss out of the industry. From bloggers to editors, here are ten fashionably funny Twitter feeds, for gratuitous LOLs! read more…
HEADLINES: Mindy Mimics Marge, Hanson Covers Taylor Swift, and Even Choupette’s Fur Balls Are Glossy.
Meet Mindy Marge. read more…
HEADLINES: Gerussell All But Confirm They’re Doing It, Choupette Makes Her Video Debut, and LeAnn Enters Rehab.
OMG it’s on! It’s totally on! And I’m totally ANGLOPHILING FREAKING OUT! read more…
Happy First Birthday Choupette
Yesterday was Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat Choupette Lagerfeld’s first birthday. Gosh time flies, huh? Seems like just yesterday we were hypnotized by those baby blues. Anyhow, Karl marked the event by gifting his kitty with a shrimp cocktail “cake”. And while that’s cute and all, we decided to go the digital route and celebrate by are revisiting @ChoupettesDiary’s sassiest/best/most amazing tweets. Because that’s what you gift the cat that has everything. read more…
HEADLINES: Natalie Portman Weds, Solange Models, and Honey Boo Boo Child Returns.
Natalie Portman wed her baby daddy in Rodarte and a flower crown this weekend in Big Sur, California. I so, so wish they did one of those first dance fake outs where the couple starts out slow-dancing and then breaks out into choreography, you know, like you see on YouTube. Except, of course, in ballet. read more…
LOLCats Do Not Make Choupette Lagerfeld LOL.

If you don’t know about Karl Lagerfeld’s cat companion Choupette by now, you’ve been living under a severely un-fashionable rock. Probably.
We had a little chat (get it? chat is french for cat) with Karl Lagerfeld’s prized puss about LOLCats, faux paws, and Blake Lively. Read on, now. read more…
HEADLINES: Karl Loves Pacey, Jakey Loves Waitresses, and Dolce & Gabbana’s Couture is Faint-Worthy.
Diane Kruger reveals to Vanity Fair that Karl is “bizarrely” in love with Josh. Who isn’t? Pacey forever! Oh, and that the Kaiser designed a whole collection inspired by ‘Pette’s eyes. read more…








































































