Miley hates shirts. Rihanna hates pants. Is clothing a thing of the past? Discuss. (Styleite / E! Online) read more…
HEADLINES: Rihanna & Miley Are Allergic to Clothes, No Doubt Collabs With Fred Perry, and Kids Need Hair Extensions Too.
HEADLINES: Karl Doesn’t Care for Pippa’s Face, Fashion Stole Posh’s Smile, and Chuck Bass Grosses Me Out.
#Sh*tKarlSays about Pippa Middleton: “I don’t like [her] face.”
#Sh*tKarlSays about Victoria Beckham: “We have the same eating habits” read more…
HEADLINES: Karl Loves Pacey, Jakey Loves Waitresses, and Dolce & Gabbana’s Couture is Faint-Worthy.
Diane Kruger reveals to Vanity Fair that Karl is “bizarrely” in love with Josh. Who isn’t? Pacey forever! Oh, and that the Kaiser designed a whole collection inspired by ‘Pette’s eyes. read more…
Five Women Johnny Depp Should Date, Probably
JD recently split from his hot French model wifey Vanessa Paradis, and while we’d like to shed a tear for their loss (hA!) we’re thinking about who is in the running for this very eligible bachelor. Here are five ladies Johnny Depp should date and why (and obviously me and you and all of our girlfriends, for obvious reasons). Based soley on sartorial choices, we’ve determined JD’s compatability factor with 5 lucky ladies. read more…
HEADLINES: Russell Takes the High Road, Gisele Does Not, and Rose McGowan is Just … High.
Taylor Swift gets dumped again. This time by a movie AND one of it’s stars. Double burn. Let the broken-hearted song writing begin! (Celebitchy)
Every New Englander and their wife is hating on Gisele. So how does she respond? With an apology? Oh no. She posted this middle finger on Twitter; reminding you that she is the most beautiful woman in the world, married to the most beautiful man in the world … so keep talking! (Lainey Gossip)
Will Ferrell was on hand to introduce the players at Wednesday night’s Bulls vs. Hornets game. Players on both teams got chirped a la Will; including Jarrett Jack and Marco Belinelli – two former Raptors (I love my Raptors, so sue me!) My fave intro, though? “At guard, No. 1, his favourite movie is ‘The Notebook’ – Derrick Rose.” (Pop 2 It)
Two puffy-ass faces, two red dresses, two runway disasters. Rose McGowan and Christie Brinkley nearly eat runway at the Heart’s Truth show in NYC. Is anyone else scared of Ms. McGowan these days? Cause I’m straight up terrified. (Too Fab)
Lady boner alert! Camila Alves just kicked Rosie Huntington-Whitley’s ass off the top spot on my “If I were a Lesbian” List. (PopSugar)
Karl feels the heat, backtracks, and apologizes. Adele couldn’t care less. But will he hire her to make amends like he did Beth Ditto? Stay tuned. (Huff Post Celebrity)
Russell Brand and Katy Perry have finalized their divorce. And I am really digging the fact that Russ doesn’t want his ex’s money. Anna Nicole Smith, on the other hand, is not impressed. (Dlisted)
Ugh. Please don’t tell me this look is catching on. But for what it’s worth, I like Diane’s version best. In a ‘gun to my head, HAVE to choose’ kind of way. (FabSugar)
I can’t decide what I hate more. The fact that Lindsay Lohan took her pretty for granted, chose drugs, and now looks like a granny (complete with granny boobs) at age 25. Or that Terry Richardson thinks taking pictures of them makes him cool and subversive. (The Superficial)
HEADLINES: Sponge Bob Makes a Comeback, Taylor Momsen Cuddles Porn Stars, and Ironically Courtney Cox Needs More Friends.
It was all about yellow last night at the Critic’s Choice Awards. Youngins Elizabeth Olsen and Elle Fanning were both pretty and on trend, however Diana Kruger trumped the kiddies; looking drop dead in a yellow & gray number and proving that nepotism doesn’t always win! (Popsugar)
I’m calling bullshit! Courtney Cox says that estranged hubby David Arquette is her “favourite person in the world” and her “best friend.” Your cheating, “sober”, fool of an ex is your bff? Girl you gots to get some better friends! Where are Phoebe and Rachel when you need them? (People)
Taylor Momsen has been filling up her Gossip Girl-less schedule with cuddle sessions … with porn star Jenna Haze. I’ve literally never been LESS surprised. (Hollywood Tuna)
When you are a celebrity you give birth in “birthing suites” not hospital rooms used by commoners. And when you are Beyonce, you give birth in a brand new suite nicer than the penthouse at the Four Seasons, constructed just for you. Ugh, B & Jay as parents are so … extra! (TMZ)
Why is it that Britney’s booboos never seem to age? I swear they’ve looked this way forever. I feel like Suri Cruise is aging rapidly in comparison. (Daily Mail)
Kristen Stewart will be the face of Balenciaga’s newest fragrance. The fashion house said they chose Kristen based on her “sensibility and intelligence” to which the vampire-humper responded, “The brand is just cool.” Wow brilliant insight. Somebody call Mensa! (Fashionologie)
This is Noel Gallagher’s daughter Anais. She’s eleven and she’s a model. Oh and she’s the next Kate Moss. Yawn. Just like every other blonde British model under the age of 18. Would the real next Kate Moss please stand up? (Fashionista)
This is what Pharrell Williams, Coco Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs, and Terry Richardson would look like if they were related to Sponge Bob. Really important journalistic stuff here. You’re welcome! (High Snobiety)
GO SHORTY
It can get a TAD tricky when your hair length is nestled between the short pixie cut or the SUPER LONG tresses (thank you loyal reader KEARA for pointing that out). So, WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO? Well, we’ve got a whole BUNCH of exciting and easy-to-do hair ideas for the gal with the shoulder-length hair. read more…
What They Wore: InStyle Summer Soiree
It’s the EPITOME of summer ease, really – it is! Easy, laid-back, fun and filled with fashionable stars rockin’ THE BEST of the summer trends. It’s no shock that the likes of Diane Kruger, Lea Michele and Katie Cassidy flock to this green-grass carpeted event, cuz darling – WE WOULD FLOCK TOO! read more…
It’s On Like Donkey Kong…
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