February 27, 2012

HEADLINES: Gwyneth Rocks a Cape, Emma Stone is Adorable, and Jim Rash is GOD!

We will disagree about the Oscars all day; it’s inevitable. But one thing is for certain – Jim Rash is a God! I’ll wait while you watch the BEST part of the entire 3+ hour show … See, hilarious right? And on a night where Billy Crystal was kissing bum left, right and centre, it was refreshing comic relief. Jolie addicts – are we fighting already? (PopSugar)

The trailer is here. Movie: The Movie by Jimmy Kimmel starring … well, everyone! So meta it’s ridiculous. (People)

Bringing your slumdog to the Vanity Fair after party is becoming a trend. See: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer circa 2009. (Daily Mail)

And the 2nd BEST moment of last night belongs to Emma Stone. This is how you do funny as a presenter! I’m looking at you Cameron Diaz and J.Lo! (BuzzFeed)

Did Georgina Chapman help her hubby last night by tricking Stacey Keibler into wearing this awful gold lame atrocity? I buy it. (Lainey Gossip)

I am SO curious as to what they talk about. Do they just brush off the A-Rod thing? Or do they bond over his douchiness and their joy of being rid of it? P.S. Whenever a dress features that nude fabric like on Kate’s dress, it immediately becomes a figure skating outfit to me, no? (The Sun)

Loved the Tom Ford cape. Hated the hair. REALLY hated that she labelled this look her, “Jackie O moment.” Gwyneth’s audacity continues to shock me … although I don’t know why. (FabSugar)

This is a double fail – for me – for my favourite fake friends. I hate Katie’s hair. And it is getting harder and harder for me to look at Posh. I bet you any money that’s a normal person belt she’s got looped around her waist twice. Gross. (Access Hollywood)

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May 31, 2011

Suri Cruise is a Diva, LeAnn Rimes is a Denial Dummy and Lady Gaga Makes it Easier for me to Snoop. These Are Today’s Top Style Headlines:

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise hit the beach yesterday to celebrate Memorial Day. They were both wearing heels … in the sand. Divas. (Popsugar)

So Marchesa finally unveiled their Playboy Bunny design and truthfully the sketch that has been circulating looks better. Who is this model, and why is she so … uh, unattractive? Sorry it’s true. And why would you sandwich her wearing your own black gowns making the three of you blend into one black blob? I’ll tell you why, because it’s always about Georgina Chapman. Check the cut of her dress; it’s more revealing than the Bunny costume, this was planned. I’m telling yah. (Stylist)

Warning: This is not for the squeamish. But I am an admitted popper so this does not bother me in the least. Behold, the most disgusting piece of jewelry you’ll never want to wear. (Huffpost Style)

Lady Gaga designs sunglasses that record video for Polaroid. Perfect I’m going to head to Costco to get a pair, they will be perfect for my Harriet the Spy kit. I like to snoop, so what? (Refinery 29)

LeAnn Rimes is really starting to piss me off, and it’s not just the capital “A” in the middle of her name for no apparent reason. Stop denying the obvious; you are too skinny! You know it, so why do you front? And why do you think anyone would believe your denials. It worked out real well the last time when you denied cheating on your ex-hubby with your new hubby. Get real! (Huffington Post Entertainment)

So apparently Claudia Schiffer’s husband is the new front-runner in the January Jones baby daddy race. If this is true and they end up together, it’s official; home-wreckers prevail and all guys are slime. (Fashionologie)

Wow, I never thought I would say this but I agree with Naomi Campbell. This is just terrible! Cadbury better fire their advertising team and hire a lawyer. (Vogue)

Written by the hilarious & talented Jessica Di Clemente

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