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July 21, 2011

Jen’s Stems are the Best in All the Land, The Queen Loves Rainbows and a Rare Miss for Karl Lagerfeld. These are your Style Headlines Du Jour.

Rosario Dawson covers the August issue of Shape magazine and boy is she looking fine. I hear she is drop dead in person too. Not really loving the crochet crop top, especially its sleeves, but I can deal – these are measly detail. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston hit the red carpet of the London premiere of Horrible Bosses wearing a Valentino knee length dress and Tom Ford shoes. It’s amazing to me that no matter the length of the dress you cannot stop looking at those legs. Best legs in the biz, I’m just putting that out there. (Popsugar)

Hailee Steinfeld has yet to disappoint. Here she is looking damn near perfect in a nude shift dress with a fancy collar at a party hosted by Miu Miu. Being jealous of a 14 year old is not a good look for me. (Stylelist)

Vogue’s August issue gives us our first look at Karl Lagerfeld for Macy’s and frankly its just not doing it for me. The ad, besides being boring, is freaking me out because all I can see are teeth, which appear to be a borrowed ‘flipper’ from Toddlers and Tiaras. Underwhelmed is the word of the day. (Fashionologie)

Karlie Kloss sports a dark pixie – cut for her latest photo-spread in Vogue Italia. Didn’t ever recognize her. (Models)

The many colours of the Queen’s wardrobe. Rainbows, glitter and SOCKS (gasp!).  (In Style)

Written by the hilarious & talented Jessica Di Clemente

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Lifestyle
June 29, 2011

Busta Rhymes Had a Clothing Line, Emma Watson’s Smile is Blinding and Heidi Klum is Officially a Nudist. These are your STYLE HEADLINES DU JOUR.

Heidi Klum continues to be a nudist in Glamour’s August issue. Apparently ‘naked’ is the running theme of Project Runway Season 9. (Daily Mail)

Emma Watson is a cutie, no doubt. But this spread in Seventeen, ugh. Why would she let the photographer put a wire hanger in her mouth? Isn’t that abusive? (Popsugar)

Nicole Richie’s House of Harlow 1960 is said to be launching a handbag line for the fall. Seeing as Nicole has become so business savvy and successful, will Harlow head up the next generation of Heiress’? Maybe she and Kingston Rossdale can get together and rule the fashion world. (WWD)

Here’s another look at Miu Miu’s Fall ad campaign featuring my gal Haliee Steinfeld. Holy crap those shoes look amazing. Oh and she does too, duh. (Fabsugar)

This is probably the best magazine spread I’ve seen in a while, possibly ever. Harper’s Bazzar’s features a new (blue) model in their August issue. I hope this makes your smurfy day. (The Cut)

Personally, I’m down with the double denim ‘onesie’. Although, it would definitely be a mission to go pee or hook-up in that thing. (Nylon)

As previously mentioned, some celebrity clothing lines are thriving (House of Harlow & L.A.M.B.). However some are just laughable. Because really, who has ‘a Vokal tank-top on at this point’? (Refinery 29)

Written by the hilarious & talented Jessica Di Clemente

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Lifestyle
June 24, 2011

Heidi Klum Bares All as Lindsay Lohan Covers Up And Kim Kardashian Complains About Her Badonk… Again!

Kim Kardashian got an x-ray of her butt to prove to all the naysayers that her asset is real. Ugh, her complaints about the attention her ass gets are getting old. You make 5 mil. a year because of it. Ingrates are the worst. (PopEater)

Kelly Kapowski wasn’t about to let Justin Bieber milk her famous image without a response. Tiffani hit the red carpet of the Horrible Bosses premiere last night sporting some Bieber Fever. The mutual love is cute and whatever but I am still unsure Justin (who was born a year after SBTB went off the air) actually knows who Kelly Kapowski is. Poseur! (People)

Diane Kruger spotted at the amfAR gala in Paris looking beautiful as always in a red drapey YSL gown. The plunging neckline doesn’t hurt either. (PopSugar)

I’m not going to claim to know anything about pregnancy but I would put money on Selma Blair popping at any second. Man, I miss Selma. Please be a working Mommy because I am jonzing to see you on the big screen again. (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan went to court yesterday (yes, again!) in business casual attire. But, the conservative clothing was not a hit as some are saying she looked like, “a pharmaceutical rep at happy hour or like my butch lezzie friend at a wedding (sans the heels).” Snort. (Dlisted)

Heidi Klum goes naked to promote Project Runway Season 9. Now that’s dedication. (Entertainment Weekly)

In my opinion no one rocked it better than Haliee Steinfeld, not even the model that wore it on the runway. However, the over saturation of this Prada dress is puzzling and Prada and Gucci’s cover war this year proves that the fashion mag is not dead. (Stylist)

Speaking of which, here is your first look at Haliee Steinfeld for Miu Miu. I just know this girl is going to be a heartbreaker. P.s. how many more seasons are they going to feature birds? (In Style)

Headlines can be boring. Unless Jessica Di Clemente writes them. Agreed?

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Lifestyle
May 17, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Dirty Cheater, Jason Wu Thinks Twitter is for Birds Only, and Topshop Wants its Customers to Stop Getting Naked. These and Other Style Headlines:

Surprise, surprise Arnold has a love child. Please – I predicted this years ago. Now I’m just waiting for all the mistresses to come out the woodwork. When will these sleazes learn? If you can pay a girl for sex you can also pay her to spill her story. You actually think these home wreckers are into you because you have a sparkling personality? (E! Online)

Ralph Lauren will be interviewed for the first time in 20 years … by Oprah! Of course he is. I don’t get why all these celebrities trust Oprah, and only Oprah, to interview them. I mean she’s no Larry King, girl still insists John Travolta is straight and that the Black Eyed Peas are talented. (Fashonologie)

Anna Wintour’s doppelganger is set to replace Valerie Salebier at Harper’s Bazaar. First of all: is anyone actually still reading HB? And is it just me or does it seem like it’s ‘firing’ season. Somewhere Donald Trump is smiling. (The Cut)

The fashion world isn’t so keen on social media. Jason Wu is no exception. J thinks you actually have to be a bird to tweet. Ah sweetie, no. (Styleite)

The Queen of New York declares her support for gay marriage in her city. No not a drag, just a Queen. (Refinery 29)

My girl Hailee Steinfeld has been named the new face of Miu Miu. I really like her, so let’s all pray that she doesn’t resemble her predecessor Ms. Linnocent Lohan at all.  (Vogue)

Oscar de la Renta’s resort collection pays homage to Picasso and his Cubism. Don’t worry no models were chopped up, analyzed and rearranged in the process. (FabSugar)

Ladies, thanks to Kinect, you can now try on clothes with out getting naked. Finally! … I think. Ten bucks says this technology isn’t as user-friendly as it seems and people end up just getting naked anyway. (HuffPost Tech)

Written by the witty & opinionated Jessica Di Clemente.

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