LB’s resident biatch, Kristin Cavallari flashed her engagement ring yesterday while leaving the gym in L.A. I wonder which proposal was more romantic, Cutler’s or Talon’s prom-posal? (StyleWatch)
Alex Pettyfer’s discusses his polite crotch and his hatred for the City of Angel’s in a new interview that doesn’t boast well for his tanking reputation. At least he never neglects to say “Thank You”. (PopEater)
Word is Fergie Ferg Sr. (Duchess Sarah Ferguson was a hot mess before Mrs. Duhamel was even born) did not receive an invitation to the Royal Wedding. Even worse, she has reportedly been told to go low-pro on the day of the nuptials and “disappear.” I say go Charlie Sheen on them Ferg, and release a vlog detailing all the dirt you got on the Queen. I mean, it’s 2011 and we still have a freaking Queen? How come I can’t be a princess with a unicorn and live in Never-ever-land? (PopEater)
These shoes actually scare me. I am freaked right out at the sight of this sandal/shoe monstrosity. Dior, really? You guys really need to get your ducks in a row over there. (Racked)
Casio watches, you know those standard digital watches that are normally gifted in Secret Santa’s because it’s sort of gender neutral and under the $20 limit, are the choice of hipsters and Al-Qaida alike. (Refinery 29)
The Olsen Twins land the cover of Newsweek. Is there anything these nuggets can’t do? It estimates that their clothing line The Row earned them $12 million in sales. On second thought maybe the Twins did the First Lady a favour and not the other way around. (Daily Front Row)
The cast of Dawson’s Creek was on hand last night at Irene Neuwirth’s launch of her new diamonds at Barney’s. How come they always leave Katie out? Does Tom/Scientology forbid friends? (Style File)
