Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise hit the beach yesterday to celebrate Memorial Day. They were both wearing heels … in the sand. Divas. (Popsugar)
So Marchesa finally unveiled their Playboy Bunny design and truthfully the sketch that has been circulating looks better. Who is this model, and why is she so … uh, unattractive? Sorry it’s true. And why would you sandwich her wearing your own black gowns making the three of you blend into one black blob? I’ll tell you why, because it’s always about Georgina Chapman. Check the cut of her dress; it’s more revealing than the Bunny costume, this was planned. I’m telling yah. (Stylist)
Warning: This is not for the squeamish. But I am an admitted popper so this does not bother me in the least. Behold, the most disgusting piece of jewelry you’ll never want to wear. (Huffpost Style)
Lady Gaga designs sunglasses that record video for Polaroid. Perfect I’m going to head to Costco to get a pair, they will be perfect for my Harriet the Spy kit. I like to snoop, so what? (Refinery 29)
LeAnn Rimes is really starting to piss me off, and it’s not just the capital “A” in the middle of her name for no apparent reason. Stop denying the obvious; you are too skinny! You know it, so why do you front? And why do you think anyone would believe your denials. It worked out real well the last time when you denied cheating on your ex-hubby with your new hubby. Get real! (Huffington Post Entertainment)
So apparently Claudia Schiffer’s husband is the new front-runner in the January Jones baby daddy race. If this is true and they end up together, it’s official; home-wreckers prevail and all guys are slime. (Fashionologie)
Wow, I never thought I would say this but I agree with Naomi Campbell. This is just terrible! Cadbury better fire their advertising team and hire a lawyer. (Vogue)
Written by the hilarious & talented Jessica Di Clemente
William and Kate’s honeymoon in the Seychelles reportedly costs $720,000. Awesome, and the British public still adore monarchy? You guys realize you’re the ones shelling out the dough for this vacation, right? I’m at a loss. (
