This is a $1,800 sneaker made from genetically engineered stingray skin. Aka PETA’s worst nightmare. read more…
HEADLINES: Stingray is the New Leather, Blake Lively is the Anti-Carly Rae, and You Can Now Buy Kate Spade Stock on Facebook.
Because if you’ve ever longed to see every pore, line & detail of Lady Gaga’s face, now you can. read more…
Another day, another pregnancy. Which means, another pregnant person on the cover of a magazine. Naked. Imagine this pose if one was not pregnant… exactly. That said, here’s a round-up of 10 famous naked pregnant people… You’re welcome? read more…
HEADLINES: Olympic Hopefuls Cover Vogue, Kim Kisses Kanye Looking Like Kris, and Karl’s Wisdom Comes From His Mommy.
Vogue celebrates the Olympics by putting Serena Williams, Hope Solo and Ryan Lochte on the cover. Phelps is SO 2008. read more…
Brad is the new face of Chanel No 5. Because Chanel is an equal opportunity employer and women have run the world and monopolized the workplace for too damn long. Wait … read more…
HEADLINES: Jessica Still Hasn’t Popped, OPI Embraces Spiderman, and JPG’s Latest Project is with Diet Coke.
Chrissy Teigen made Brooklyn Decker a birfday cake out of donuts. Whether or not either of them actually ate it remains to be seen. read more…
HEADLINES: Kim Has Been Kissing Kanye, Janet Jackson is Skinny Again, and Errbody is Obsessed with Bey’s TMBLR.
So @prabalgurung and @dvf tweet this pic and I’m all like, “Monks Wear Crocs???” read more…
HEADLINES: Adriana is Newly Pregnant, While Jessica Simpson is Ready To Burst, and Tara Reid Just Cemented Lilo’s Irrelevance.
Wasn’t it Goldie Hawn who said that there are only 3 ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy? Jessica Alba is clearly not the latter two. And when you have Michael Bay casting supermodels in Transformers, the babe roles are slim-to-none for 30-year-old Jess. So what’s a talentless actress to do? PROCREATE. Babies are in and there is money to be made! (Lainey Gossip)
Well what did you expect him to say, he hates the kid? (People)
Love the jacket Liam wore to our neck of the woods. But Jesus, Josh Hutcherson really shouldn’t stand beside his co-stars. Sitting down is SO much better. (PopSugar)
Reason number 1,000 why Lindsay Lohan will never make a comeback: Tara Reid cleans up better than you. (US Weekly)
Jessica Simpson compared her water breaking to a fire hydrant on Jimmy Kimmel last night. And I just vomited … a lot! (E!)
I swear all Victoria’s Secret models are on the same birthing schedule. (The Hollywood Gossip)
WUTTTT Charlize’s mom shot and killed her dad? I don’t blame her for wanting to be a single mother! Yikes. (The Insider)
I LOVE this colour on Kate. Love the peplum cut of the suit. Love the unexpected neckline. Basically love it all. And I never say LOVE when it comes to the Duchesses wardrobe. A+ (PopSugar)
A 10-POUND BABY! Ouch! That’s huge. Jess, my vajay hurts just thinking about it. (Celebitchy)
This girl has got to be related to the Lohans. They share the same genes fo sho. Evidenced by her rapidly aging face and knack for spelling. (Pop 2 It)
Sureeeeee. As if Charlie would have been interested if you weren’t. (ET)
Screw Idol, X Factor and The Voice. I’m watching Duets. I mean L-Train, Kel, Robin AND Sugarbabe! I could not be more obsessed with this cast. (People)
Admittedly, not our best moment T.dot. (Daily Mail)
Promise? You’ll leave the acting to Lizzie? (US Weekly)
Ooo I like this. Josh Harnet is SO underrated. Ha remember when Lindsay Lohan was more bankable than Amanda Seyfried? Yeah, sigh, never again in a million years. (Wonderwall)
So I gather Fred Armisen is a raging douchelord? (The Frisky)
Lilo hits the Today show to pimp SNL and seemingly impresses Matt Lauer. Will Lindsay 2.0 last? I’m hopeful, but not holding my breath. I’ve got one foot in and one foot out, so to speak. P.S. How awful must it be for her to look at her 2006 self and then look in the mirror? I mean that thing is busted beyond repair. (Today)
This girl must have gone to the Kris Jenner School of Fame-Hookin’. (New York Post)
YES WE CAN! (Us Magazine)
I do not feel comfortable living in a world where Justin Bieber has something Al Gore is on the waiting list for. (People)
Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift? Yikes, what a nightmare! Can you imagine all the sparkles and butterflies and cherubs that would adorn their wedding? And the pink unicorn ring barer, baring a ring that’s engraved with 3:16? And the song she will write and perform for the occasion? Or the prayer he will … BARF, BARF, BARF. (Lainey Gossip)
Even with sh*t glued to it Ke$ha’s face looks infinitely better than Lindsay’s. My brain cannot comprehend that they are the same age. (Too Fab)
Ugh the term “push present” really grinds my gears. Even so, the thought of Jess buying one for herself makes me sad. (Celebitchy)
BEST PHOTOS EVER! As much as her voice makes me laugh, I think I laugh at her facial expressions more. (Popsugar)