Azealia Banks is just like us. She shops at ASOS. She aspires to be a mermaid. And she’s broke with expensive taste (well maybe not so much since Harlem Shake went viral, but…). Forget Jenny, New York’s fieriest flame is Azealia from block. Acid tongued, unleashed, and uncensored, the 21-year-old lyricist has positioned herself as the star of 2013. Like the rest of the world, we’re crushing on Az for her brazen ambition and muse-worthy style. Call her a Harlem hardnock, Aquababe, or Jupiter Queen, because either way, the sought-after troublemaker isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. Here’s your 101 on how to be queen of the 212. read more…
You’ve seen this right? ONLY, Karl. It’s ridiculous, and yet I don’t hate it. Just like the man who created it. 
