So, it was announced yesterday and we’ve all had 24 hours to digest and regroup. How are we all doing? read more…
WWIB: Halloween Edition
Originality is dead. But being judgmental never gets old so have at ‘em & tell us who wore it best! read more…
HEADLINES: Kim and Kris Divorce, Justin Bieber Ruins a Classic, and Lindsay Lohan Fails to Learn a Lesson (Yet Again!)
This is the problem with the world today. So Lindsay Lohan’s hard partying ways caught up to her in the form of some disgusting, raunchy, yellow teeth. And how does the world respond? By awarding her with free teeth cleaning services! This is exactly why this ne’er-do-well never learns anything. (People)
It’s ridiculously long and definitely awkward but worth watching if you have ever wondered (like we have numerous times); what the heck does Lola’s voice sounds like? Well, shocker of all shockers she doesn’t have Madonna’s completely natural British accent. She’s also kind of funny. (Dlisted)
How in the hell did this little shit pull this off? A remix of All I Want for Christmas is You was just released featuring both Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber on the track. First of all, just because Halloween is over it doesn’t mean its Christmas. Second – only this kid would have the audacity to approach Mariah to remix this song. And only Mariah would be dumb enough to let him. (Too Fab)
Nicole Richie took to her Facebook page on Thursday to plead with her fellow girls not to dress slutty this Halloween. A noble message indeed. However, directly after typing that message the ‘retired’ party girl dressed up as J.Lo in a curve hugging velour bodysuit. Is this an oxymoron? (Us Weekly)
In the most appropriate news of the day; Gisele Bundchen covers the first ever issue of Harper’s Bazaar Brasil. Because if you launch a magazine in Brazil without Gisele on the cover; should you bother launching at all? (Fashionista)
That lasted, like, a minute! TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian will file for divorce from Kris Humphries this morning after only 72 days of marriage. If I was one of their wedding guests you better bet I would demand my gift of Hermes wedding china was promptly returned! 72 days does not a marriage make! (TMZ)
So she tricked us. Despite posting pictures of herself dressed up like a monkey, Heidi Klum arrived at her notorious Halloween bash actually dressed as a cavader from the Bodies exhibit. Elaborate and over-the-top; which is entirely typical. (Fabsugar)
Hey, Quick Question…
This time with excessive cleavage, snakeskin, uncalled for Uggs, and a little LiLo. read more…
HEADLINES: Diane Von Furstenburg is Cracking Down on Fake IDs, Jessica Simpson Gets Minty and Madonna Hates Hydrangeas and Being Gracious.
Oh Madge! Why do you make it so hard for me to like you? My respect is dwindling! I mean who doesn’t like hydrangeas? I love hydrangeas and would be tickled if someone spontaneously gave me some. What a diva! A diva with a fake English accent no less. And p.s. what is going on with that face? Puffy doesn’t even begin cover it! (Celebitchy)
Um did I miss something? Is Laurence Fishburne moonlighting as a nurse? Scrubs are hardly appropriate for the Venice Film Festival. And gasp … is that a hole on his knee? Man I hope Gwyneth smacked him one. (Popsugar)
This was not Vera Wang’s first rodeo. Do you really think she is gal pals with the Kardashians? Nah she saw in them what everyone else does; dollar signs (basketball stars included). So it comes as no surprise that David’s Bridal has announced that inexpensive replicas of Kim K’s dress will be available come February. Cha-ching! (People)
Christina Ricci tells Nylon her stylist has informed her that it takes 7 years for something to be considered vintage. You hear that reality stars looking to start a fashion line? Vintage is not just an adjective! Ricci goes on to say that Alaia is her vintage brand of choice. Remember Alaia? All I can picture is Cher Horowitz being held at gunpoint and whining about her “totally important designer” dress. (Nylon)
Jessica Simpson is the newest “designer” to join the Mint family. Jessica, who is preceded by the Olsen’s and Kate Bosworth, will be launching ‘BeautyMint’ a beauty blog about anti-aging. Aging, really, cause last time I checked she was only 31 years old! (BellaSugar)
Are you an aspiring model? Want to work for DVF? Well you better have your ID ready! DVF will be carding going forward. (The Cut)