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January 21, 2013

The Celebrity Ugly Cry

We’ve all been there, down and out and in need of that sweet fulfilling cry to get us through the hard times.  I can respect that, and can especially respect celebs who are willing to perform said cry for the camera. That being said, not every one of these celebrity cry faces are as easy on the eyes as their normal faces. Here are some of the best and most hilarious (a.k.a. my favourite) celebrity ugly cries. read more…

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Lifestyle
December 26, 2012

Top 12 Celebrity Twitter Feuds of 2012

Everyone knows the best way to get through a problem is to talk it out, so why not do it in 140 characters or less? Here are the top 12 celebrity twitter feuds, wars, and jabs of 2012. read more…

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Lifestyle
August 30, 2012

HEADLINES: Gerussell All But Confirm They’re Doing It, Choupette Makes Her Video Debut, and LeAnn Enters Rehab.

OMG it’s on! It’s totally on! And I’m totally ANGLOPHILING FREAKING OUT! read more…

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Lifestyle
April 25, 2012

HEADLINES: Beyonce is Beautiful, Lindsay Will Play Liz, and Shoulder Pads are Making a Comeback.

People has named Beyonce World’s Most Beautiful Woman. DUH! And B is decked out in BLUE jewels in front of dreamy BLUE water for the cover shoot. DOUBLE DUH! read more…

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Lifestyle
January 30, 2012

HEADLINES: Rose Rocks It, Ferris Returns, and Shailene Is On My Last Nerve.

The SAG Awards were last night. And Shailene Woodley used the opportunity to really piss me off in this Hawaiian shirt dress. Those shoe-gloves were strike one. This is an offensive strike two. You’re walking on thin ice, my dear. (FabSugar)

Please tell me how Angeline Jolie’s body differs from LeAnn Rimes’? Why do we celebrate one and bully the other? I wonder what Ange looks like in a bikini … I bet LeAnn has more muscle mass, jus sayin’ (US Weekly)

Save Ferris! (People)

How much does it cost to send a celebrity down the red carpet? A shit-load! Who pays? Not the celebrity, that’s for sure. The more money you make, the more free stuff you get. It’s an unfair world. (The Cut)

I will never get tired of looking at Scott and Garance. Because it’s only when they are photographed together that we can appreciate Scott’s stature, or lack there of. (Fashionista)

LOVE THIS! Rose Byrne wore a killer jumpsuit last night. Of course I wish she didn’t have a 6-year-old’s bowl cut, but you pick your battles. (Huff Post Style)

Celebrity math, Macaulay Culkin style! (BuzzFeed)

 

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Lifestyle
December 6, 2011

HEADLINES: ‘Dem Babies’ Can Talk, Ryan and Blake Hit Up a B&B, and Model’s Bodies are Criticized, Yawn.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely covers Harper’s Bazaar’s January Body Issue. The article centers on Rosie’s complaints about the criticism she has received about her own body over the years. Oh please, wah wah wah – pick a different industry then! (Telegraph)

84 year old Marie Kolstad is the oldest woman in the world to have breast implants following her recent surgery. The reason for her surgery? To help her find a new man. Shocker! Marie obviously hails from California; oh and she has 13 great-grandchildren, no big deal. (Daily Mail)

Kristin Cavallari has been spotted out and about wearing her re-engagement ring. Okay, if your fiancé dumped you right after your first engagement party and then changed his mind and wanted you back; would you rock the same ring? I say demand a new one girl! Too greedy? (People)

What was the worst celebrity hook-up of 2011? Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn! Like who goes from Ryan to Sean? What a downgrade! (Lainey Gossip)

Speaking of Ryan Reynolds; he was recently spotted at a bed and breakfast in Utah sucking face with Blake Lively. They even took a selfy. Shits getting serious! (TMZ)

Apparently Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have super babies. Apparently Roc & Roe are speaking at just 7 months! Doubtful. Dem babies are freaking cute though. (US Weekly)

Holy fake boobs Batman! Kristin Chenoweth’s girls defied gravity at the American Country Awards inLas Vegas yesterday. I will never understand why guys find concrete tits attractive. (Too Fab)

“What In Leprechaun Snuggie Hell is LeAnn Rimes wearing? In the cafeteria of an Irish retirement home somewhere, a table is missing its cloth.” (Dlisted)

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Lifestyle
November 2, 2011

HEADLINES: Coco Designs for Cambodia, Donatella Mean-Girls Cavalli, and Love Lives at Gucci.

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Coco Rocha is all about giving back these days and we couldn’t be more proud or supportive. Her most recent effort? Designing a jewellery line that benefits human trafficking victims in Cambodia. Plus, how cool are these gifs by Jamie Beck & Kevin Burg? SUPER COOL is the answer! (Style.com)

It’s not quite a fanny pack BUT it’s pretty damn near close. Would you Dolce & Gabbana’s belt purse? I’m basically a sloth; so in that sense I can see its appeal. But in that sense exclusively! (Bag Snob)

Fashion Designer mean girling is the BEST mean girling there is! Because of the egos, and the sense of entitlement, and because no one ever told them they need to have a filter. Donatella Versace does not have a filter! Like when it comes to her distaste for Cavalli – Donatella snarls, “What’s the point?” then looks at her publicist and asks, “Was I a beetch?” while bursting into laughter. You can’t make up this shit! (Fashionologie)

Ssscandal! It turns out Frida Giannini (creative director at Gucci) and Patrizio di Marco (CEO at Gucci) are something of an item! The two met on a trip toChina and have been keeping their relationship under wraps for over two years. PLUS, both were willing to leave the company if shit hit the fan. Aw. (The Cut)

So LeAnn Rimes and her slime-bag husband Eddie Cibiran dressed up as white trash for Halloween; complete with bad hair, tattoos, cigarettes, booze, and a shot-gun wedding! Way to keep it real classy and force people to say; “Wow, we were wrong about them!” (Amy Grindhouse)

Here are some numbers for yah – Macy’s will undergo a $400,000 renovation that will add 100,000 square feet of extra retail space and will house 300,000 pairs of shoes. Sounds totally worth it. (The Wall Street Journal)

Chloe Sevigny covers the 3rd issue of transsexual style magazine Candy dressed as Terry Richardson. And she didn’t skimp out and just put on his glasses. There is plaid and there is facial hair. (Frockwriter)

 

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Lifestyle
August 29, 2011

Headlines: John Mayer forgets his last name isn’t ‘Depp’, Gemma Ward continues to get acting jobs & Rafa Nadal makes me sweat.

Gwyneth Paltrow went native for a book signing in East Hampton over the weekend. Gwyn arrived looking like she had just stepped off the beach with wind-blown hair and very little make-up, a change for the usually decked out star. I think she looked fine, albeit a little crispy, but pretty nonetheless. Although don’t get it twisted, it may look this outfit was spontaneously put together but you and I both know this was planned. (Too Fab)

Wow, looks like LeAnn Rimes has gained some weight. PSYCH! Yeah, no she still looks like a 14-year old on steroids. (Us Magazine)

Yikes! What is happening to John Mayer? First of all, I don’t know if it’s just the baggy clothing but it looks like John hasn’t hit up Harley Pasternak for a workout in a while. Second, he literally looks like he smells bad; there might as well be squiggly odour line drawn around his body. And worst of all? I’m reminded of Spencer Pratt and am now worried John is spending all his money on crystals. Unsexy indeed. (ICYDK)

Oh no! Rebecca Minkoff is exploring the worlds of sunglasses and jewelry. How will my bank account ever survive? (FabSugar)

Rafa is modeling for Armani again. Sigh. I know I am probably alone in this but I think Nadal’s Armani ads trump David Beckham’s every time. Even the ones where they tried to bring in Posh to create some sort of Beckham-porn; Rafa’s are better. In my mind it’s Nadal for the win every time. (People)

Reports have been circulating that Gemma Ward will be cast in the anticipated upcoming film The Great Gatsby. Man, whatever happened to casting the best actor for the job? Do audition even still exist? (Fashionologie)

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Lifestyle
July 14, 2011

Cindy Crawford Must Drink from the Fountain of Youth, Monica Might be a Gypsy and Breast-Feeding has its Boob Benefits. These are Today’s Style Headlines.

I know it’s summer, but Rachel Bilson’s layered look is irresistible. Sick wedges? Check! Navajo jacket? Check! Fur collar? Check! This is going to be the first outfit I wear when Fall hits. Sorry, talking about Fall during the summer is offside, you’re right, but look at her! How could I ignore? (Just Jared)

LeAnn Rimes’s style is all about extremes. Then she was too much, like all country girls before her, teasing and hair-sprayin’ y’all. Now she is far too little, literally! So which look is worse, now or then? (Dlisted)

Baby boobs; the best thing to happen to pre-pregnancy A-cup mothers. Oh the perks of breast-feeding are endless. (The Superficial)

Holy Herve Leger! Cindy Crawford still has it, because she never lost it. She’s forty-freaking-five years young! Let’s put that in perspective; she’s 10 years older than Tara Reid and 20 years older than Lindsay Lohan. No one holds a candle to THIS beauty. (Daily Mail)

Sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters. (I refuse to explain this reference, figure it out.) A bronze MK, tall Elizabeth, and a sleek Ashley stuck together last night at a party hosted by Barney’s to celebrate the launch of The Row handbags. Good genes! (Popsugar)

Yikes! R&B singer Monica shares a wedding photo with US magazine. Did I miss something? Was she on a special of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? Damn, I didn’t catch that episode. Plus, I will never understand why you would rock a massive weave for your wedding when you wear your hair super short on the day to day. (US)

I love Beyonce more than most of my uncles and half of my cousins. But even I wouldn’t wear this dress. (The Gloss)

Written by the ZOMG LOL ROFL funny Jessica Di Clemente – check her out if you want good abs.

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Lifestyle
July 5, 2011

Reese Witherspoon is More Badass Than I Thought, Katie Holmes’ Pants Make Me Wanna Puke and Justin Bieber Tanks for Vanity Fair. These are Today’s Style Headlines. You’re Welcome!

Uh oh, you’re so totally busted! Reese Witherspoon was in Malibu celebrating with the fam yesterday, wearing white shorts and a denim shirt. Clearly she was trying to hide something but the wind was not her friend. Kinda badass though. (Socialite Life)

Lily Allen covers Elle UK’s August issue and gives an honest but predictable interview. Celebrities don’t eat and they take Speed and Adderall to suppress their appetite, the singer said. This we know, but thanks for coming out! (Amy Grindhouse)

Oh God! Katie Holmes really does not know how to dress. Between her own ‘designs’ and this ill fitting pair of black pants I’m convinced Tom has taken over as her personal stylist. How freaking hard is it to get a pair of black pants right? Girl that’s fashion 101 shit. (Just Jared)

The August cover of Vogue features “Mrs. Jamie Hince” looking demure. Yes, demure! (Vogue)

LeAnn Rimes is just one of those girls. You know the ‘never put my phone down, take a million selfies pics, look at myself in the mirror every 5 mins, flaunt my crotch tattoo even though my step-kids are around’ kinda girl. (PopSugar)

What’s with this movement towards rubber and plastic shoes?  I can literally feel blisters forming just looking at these Jason Wu for Melissa shoes. (Fashionologie)

Good to know there are still some arenas in which Justin Bieber does not thrive. Our Canadian kid could use a reality check. (The Cut)

Damn Dior just can’t catch a break. I’m sure these negative reviews are making Galliano a happy camper this morning. (Huffpost Style)

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