Milan Fashion Week

Azzedine Alaia is a Hater, Rosie Huntington-Whitely Should Stick to Modeling and Naomi Campbell Thinks “Jeans are Like Pasta.” These are Today’s Style Headlines.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Megan Fox’s Transformers replacement, is on the cover of Maxim’s latest issue pouting her famous lips and squishing her boobs together. I don’t know if I can bare to see Transformers 3 because I suspect Rosie’s acting will ruin her perfection. It’s what I call ‘The Tyra Banks’ effect. (Hollywood Tuna)

The heat on Milan’s runways is enough to make you sweat. I swear I haven’t seen this many six-packs since my last trip to The Beer Store. (Too Fab)

Kate Middleton is said to be preparing her wardrobe for her 11-day North American Tour. People reports that the Duchess will not accept any free clothing from designers and intends to pay for everything she wears. Sounds respectable in theory; but seeing as she has no real income it’s not HER bank that she will be breaking. Yay for tax dollars! (The Cut)

Naomi Campbell has designed a 15-piece denim collection for Fiorucci. Campbell explains the versatility of denim with an interesting simile stating, “jeans are like pasta.” Pretty sure Naomi never eats pasta, but I’ll let this one slide. (Styleite)

Azzedine Alaia is one out-spoken dude. His most recent targets? Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour; calling them both out for being phonies when it comes to fashion. Damn that’s ballsy! (Huffpost Style)

So clearly I need to win the lottery and hire Petra Flannery as my stylist immediately. How much is Lotto 649’s jackpot this week? (Refinery 29)

John Galliano had his day in court yesterday with the trial lasting almost 7 hours. After denying (over and over) any recollection of his actions the ex Mr. Dior will have to wait until Sept. 8 to hear the court’s verdict. Cliffhangers are such a tease! (Fashionologie)

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