Jaws dropped when pictures of Miley Cyrus at The Met Gala surfaced, but ours stayed perfectly in line with our faces as we made the conscious effort to be perfectly calm/collected in the face of humanized night terrors. Though the theme of the Gala was punk, MC took her sartorial choices to new levels – challenging our (almost-perfected) dead-pan expressions, and causing us to publicly confess that our Internet-composure severely waned. We have therefore reached a consensus (which is now shared universally) that the happenings on Miley’s head were out of this world – so let’s take the time to bring things back to human-levels of normality and compare her hair to other people/objects/animals. read more…
