Holy contoured cleavage Batman! Ugh. Sometimes Eva Longoria’s TRY just looks exhausting. Like the tutu and the lace weren’t enough, she had to bronze her chest like a statue too? Who designed this dress anyway? The slutty ballerina look? My money is on Marchesa! (Twitter)

Jesus. When will this Telenovela end? Re-tweeting love cheese? Really J.Lo? HE’S NOT EVEN HOT! Your move Skeletor. (People)

We can all relax, now. DMX and Eve have both confirmed a Ruff Ryders reunion! Stop. Drop. (TMZ)

This is Cindy Crawford’s 10-year-old daughter Kaia Gerber. She’s a model too. AT TEN! What’s next? 5-year-old pop stars? Babies singing on the radio? Wait … (Lainey Gossip)

It’s been a big week for TV. Joey, who seemed to be most affected by the Friend’s Curse, made a huge comeback at the Globes. And Rachel Bilson just tore apart Mischa Barton (literally) while simultaneously claiming the only win from The O.C.’s core cast. (Just Jared)

Cartoon Couture is trending! This week’s instalment? Fashion according to the Simpsons. (Fashionista)

From the Vintage Video Vault, Grace Jones and Azzedine Alaia circa 1985-ish on the set of A View to a Kill. This is fashion porn. (Fashion Week Daily)

Attention all you New Year’s Resolution Dieters: even Chanel Iman is photo-shopped! (Huff Post Style)