This post should probably come with a disclaimer, or at least a warning sign on it – because you should definitely only try these at your own risk! If I’ve successfully grabbed the attention of all you rebels out there who have decided to continue reading, let’s delve into the fun world of one of my favourite topics: strange beauty tricks and tips. Plus, who better to guide us on this journey than our favourite celebrities? Whether they work or not is hard to say, but maybe some are worth a shot – and YOU can be the judge of that… read more…
If you thought Kim and Kanye were an unlikely match, wait until you check out this Throwback Thursday of awkward celeb couples. Age, industry, and even onscreen projects couldn’t tear these unexpected lovebirds apart. And of course, the Throwback nostalgia comes with it’s usual sartorial surprises we’d really like to leave in the past (re: something vaguely resembling a housecoat on a 90s SJP). Take a trip down the dating memory lane of unusual parings that’ll sure to have you quoting 70s pop lyrics.
~Is she really going out with him?!~ read more…
We’ve already reminisced about the movies that made us wish we were pro surfers, but what about the movies that made us wish we were supernatural humans? This may seem a little bit irrelevant, (because let’s be honest – we don’t really need movies to make us wish we had magical powers), but just think about that 12 page essay due tomorrow that you’ve yet to begin. Or the line-up you’re faced with every morning as you wait for your necessary dose of caffeine. Or that ridiculously attractive man at the gym every Tuesday night who just so happens to do his pull-ups right in front of you— rep, after rep, after rep, after… whoa. Sorry. Ahem, nonetheless, there are particular movies that somehow inspire us to seriously consider taking up witchcraft and perhaps, even approach the subject of blood-sisterhood with our BFFs. What? Like that’s weird? read more…
Kobe Bryant has cheated … again. Yawn. And his soon to be ex, Vanessa, has had enough. Finally. V filed for divorce on Dec 1 citing “irreconcilable differences.” More like my husbands a pig and I’m taking for all he’s got, which should be easy since there was no prenup! (TMZ)
It’s that time of year again! The time when all our eyes get assaulted by the ridiculousness that is the Kardashian Christmas card. Of course it was shot in 3D. Of course, because 3D is just as useless as they are. OK, ok I’ll stop being a Grinch. I will say Mason’s pose is killer! (Too Fab)
David Yurman is calling out Kate Moss for copying his 2011 spring ad campaign, in which she posed. Yurman claims Kate’s own ad campaign for her upcoming jewellery line for Fred’s is a carbon copy. And you know what Yurman? I concur. (Fashionista)
Elizabeth Taylor’s Christies auction took place last week and many stars were in attendance. With their hopes high and their wallets full the biding war began. Kim Kardashian spent $64,900 on a set of bangles and Coco Rocha walked away with an 80’s Givenchy jumpsuit – which she plans on wearing to next year’s Met Gala. (People)
OH. EM. GEE. My Sandy brought it, and brought it hard to the NY premiere of her new movie Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Sandy hit the carpet in a chic black satin Alexander McQueen suit andddd mama looks HOT! Werk it girl! (US)
The Enquirer is reporting that J.LO and her boy-toy Casper Smart took a trip to McDonald’s that went awry. Apparently, the cashier mistakenly asked Casper if he would like to add his mother’s order to his tab, to which J.LO screamed, “I’m his girlfriend!” Not a good look girl. (MTV UK)
The best dressed family ever! Well the boys anyway. Posh, why must you dress as if you are attending a funeral … everyday? And P.S. I am praying for the day to come when a Birkin is my diaper bag. (Popsguar)
HEADLINES: Cameron Diddles Diddy, Rachel Zoe Has No Friends, and MrsKutcher Isn’t Changing Her Name.
Cameron Diaz and Diddy continue to hook-up all around NYC, this time on the rooftop of PH-D Lounge. Cam and her girls had dinner before hitting the roof where Puffy joined the party around 1:15 am. Cam’s rep swears the two are just friends but we all know rendezvous after 1 am are strictly booty related. (People)
Well that was fast! Peep Versace’s second collection for H&M Cruise collection. Donatella is on her hustle! (Fabsugar)
Demi Moore’s twitter handle continues to read “@MrsKutcher”. And apparently the actress doesn’t see any urgent need to change it. What? Why not? Why keep that cheating bastards name? I always thought it was weird enough she made it “MrsKutcher” in the first place! (Wonderwall)
Mariah Yeater’s ex has sold her out; telling the press the Justin Bieber paternity claim was a scheme for money. No shit Sherlock. (HuffPost Celebrity)
Jesus Murphy Rachel Zoe has a lot of falling-outs with former friends. Brad Goreski is the latest; stating the two no longer speak. (The Cut)
See, this is why I love my Sandy. This is what Sandy wore to go Christmas shopping last night. Straight out of the gym and she looks amazing. Real people don’t wear make-up to the gym (I’m talking to you Kardashians). How my angel ever fell for Jesse James I will never understand. EVER. (Popsugar)
The latest holiday silliness/giveaway from the Olsens is here. Watch their Decemeber “T Moment” vid here. (People Style Watch)
HEADLINES: Emma Watson Does Elle UK, Mila Jovovich Does Taylor Swift, and Stella McCartney Does Daddy Proud.
It’s official; customer service is dead! Especially in Australia where they not only refuse to prescribe to the ‘customer is always right’ courtesy, they send them demeaning and hateful emails in response to complaints. Is this real? It can’t be real? People cannot be this self-important, can they? (The Gloss)
It’s Wednesday so I know we could all use a pick-me-up to cure our hump-day depression. Don’t worry – I got you! It seems even the angelical Audrey Hepburn was subjected to Hollywood’s scrutiny! Turns out even Holly Golightly got the air-brushing treatment. So go ahead and Photoshop your profile pic without guilt; everyone is doing it! (Refinery 29)
Mila Jovovich tells British newspaper the Telegraph that men who attempt to be a male model for a living are just embarrassing. And then she takes a stab at her ex. How Taylor Swift of her! (The Cut)
Heidi Klum is a BFF-slut. First she was bragging about being running buddies with everyone from Kim Kardashian to Russell Simmons. Now she’s dancing the night away with Sandra Bullock? There friendship seems unlikely; but I guess girl gets around! (Us Weekly)
Stella McCartney may be one of the most famous designers around but she’s really just a daddy’s girl at heart. Father, Paul McCartney¸ came out to support his daughter’s show at Paris fashion week; giving his little Stelly a standing ovation! Adorable! (My Daily)
Emma Watson covers the November issue of Elle UK with an awkward face and millions of pink feathers. The spread is in definite contrast to the prim and proper features we are used to seeing her in; and therefore far more interesting! Emma the bunny is my favourite! (Celebitchy)
The cast of Glee glammed up for the premiere of FX’s American Horror Story on Monday night. Everyone looked lovely and Lea Michele put to rest any rumours that she is a diva on-set by wearing a shirt in place of a dress. No, she’s not an attention seeking brat at all? (Just Jared)
Louis Bardo Bullock Rocks a Mean Hat, Vanity Fair Should Have Released a ‘Best Dresser List’, and Kate Moss is Hilariously Gutless. Style Headlines Coming Atcha!
Miranda Kerr is definitely one of those annoying beautiful people. You know, those girls that always look amazing to the point of extreme irritation and you can’t even be happy for them. Seriously, she looked pregnant for like a minute and now has returned to the runway with mommy boobs looking better than ever. How is this fair? (Herald Sun)
This is probably the funniest photo spread of Kate Moss I’ve ever seen. EVER. Kid you got owned!! (Hollywood Rag)
Is hat swag the result of nature or nurture? I’m really undecided. Louis’ swag is so on point it’s hard to believe he didn’t walk out of the womb rocking that Newsboy cap. (Daily Mail)
Ok so if a tree in the forest is wearing shorts but no one is there to see it; is it wearing shorts at all? (Hollywood Tuna)
Vanity Fair how come everyone on your Best Dressed List does not dress or style them self? Even Lady Gaga cannot look that whack without the help of at least 5 handlers. And as if anyone involved with leading a country has gotten his or her clothes off anything other than a rack wheeled in by their staff stylist! (People)
Wowza! Is it just me or did Marie Claire give SJP’s girls a little tszuj a la photoshop? No way is she that boobacious. (Marie Claire)
First of all you ain’t seen vicious raccoons until you’ve encountered a coon from Toronto. Second, you have no style! None. I mean those red leather leggings; they’re terrible matched with those shoes. I could look past this if it were the only flaw, but those shoes? Are you freaking kidding me? Yo people of the world, stop paying this woman to do anything related to fashion! Just stop. (Popsugar)
Written by the incredibly witty & marvellously opinionated Jessica Di Clemente.