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Lifestyle
March 1, 2012

HEADLINES: Tim Courts Taylor, Justin is Legal, and It Only Takes 6 Years to Ruin a Face.

Lilo hits the Today show to pimp SNL and seemingly impresses Matt Lauer. Will Lindsay 2.0 last? I’m hopeful, but not holding my breath. I’ve got one foot in and one foot out, so to speak. P.S. How awful must it be for her to look at her 2006 self and then look in the mirror? I mean that thing is busted beyond repair. (Today)

This girl must have gone to the Kris Jenner School of Fame-Hookin’. (New York Post)

YES WE CAN! (Us Magazine)

I do not feel comfortable living in a world where Justin Bieber has something Al Gore is on the waiting list for. (People)

Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift? Yikes, what a nightmare! Can you imagine all the sparkles and butterflies and cherubs that would adorn their wedding? And the pink unicorn ring barer, baring a ring that’s engraved with 3:16? And the song she will write and perform for the occasion? Or the prayer he will … BARF, BARF, BARF. (Lainey Gossip)

Even with sh*t glued to it Ke$ha’s face looks infinitely better than Lindsay’s. My brain cannot comprehend that they are the same age. (Too Fab)

Ugh the term “push present” really grinds my gears. Even so, the thought of Jess buying one for herself makes me sad. (Celebitchy)

BEST PHOTOS EVER! As much as her voice makes me laugh, I think I laugh at her facial expressions more. (Popsugar)

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Lifestyle
December 8, 2011

HEADLINES: ANTM is Rigged, Jesse James is Scum, and Angry Birds Couture is So Hot Right Now!

ANTM controversy erupts! Rumours are rampant that Angelea Preston (one of the 3 finalists this season) actually won the competition before she was disqualified. Therefore, forcing a re-shoot and the naming of a new winner; Lisa D’Amato. Poor Allison Harvard, nothing worse than losing TWICE. (People)

Jesse James is a pucking frick. There I said it (kinda). The world’s biggest douchebag is demanding his ex-fiancé Kat Von D return the $50,000 engagement ring he gave her last January. Classy as all hell, eh?. (Pop 2 It)

Would you wear an Angry Birds inspired dress? Well, if you are married to the CMO of Rovio; why the hell wouldn’t you? Pimp and preach gurl! Supportive wives everywhere take note. (Shine)

People are buzzing about the possibility of Ryan Seacrest replacing Matt Lauer on the Today Show. What are your thoughts? I don’t mind Seacrest really, but only because I can’t hate on a hustla! (The Hollywood Reporter)

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover has been leaked. Leaked? It’s not like it’s an album or something. Is there really that much hype? And why does Ellen lover he off? Gah, whatevs. All I can think about is when the Spice Girls would perform “Naked” Remember that?  (The Insider)

Ooo I am loving this crimson lipstick of Kristin Cavallari. Perhaps she should consider wearing it for her re-wedding to her re-fiance Jay Cutler, to whom she recently got re-engaged. (FabSugar)

You can file this under “Cringe Worthy Americans”. Good Morning America is asking, “How young is too young to give your daughter a bikini wax?” According to some sick individuals 12-year-olds are fair game. I just puked in my mouth. (Jezebel)

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