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February 27, 2012

HEADLINES: Gwyneth Rocks a Cape, Emma Stone is Adorable, and Jim Rash is GOD!

We will disagree about the Oscars all day; it’s inevitable. But one thing is for certain – Jim Rash is a God! I’ll wait while you watch the BEST part of the entire 3+ hour show … See, hilarious right? And on a night where Billy Crystal was kissing bum left, right and centre, it was refreshing comic relief. Jolie addicts – are we fighting already? (PopSugar)

The trailer is here. Movie: The Movie by Jimmy Kimmel starring … well, everyone! So meta it’s ridiculous. (People)

Bringing your slumdog to the Vanity Fair after party is becoming a trend. See: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer circa 2009. (Daily Mail)

And the 2nd BEST moment of last night belongs to Emma Stone. This is how you do funny as a presenter! I’m looking at you Cameron Diaz and J.Lo! (BuzzFeed)

Did Georgina Chapman help her hubby last night by tricking Stacey Keibler into wearing this awful gold lame atrocity? I buy it. (Lainey Gossip)

I am SO curious as to what they talk about. Do they just brush off the A-Rod thing? Or do they bond over his douchiness and their joy of being rid of it? P.S. Whenever a dress features that nude fabric like on Kate’s dress, it immediately becomes a figure skating outfit to me, no? (The Sun)

Loved the Tom Ford cape. Hated the hair. REALLY hated that she labelled this look her, “Jackie O moment.” Gwyneth’s audacity continues to shock me … although I don’t know why. (FabSugar)

This is a double fail – for me – for my favourite fake friends. I hate Katie’s hair. And it is getting harder and harder for me to look at Posh. I bet you any money that’s a normal person belt she’s got looped around her waist twice. Gross. (Access Hollywood)

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Lifestyle
November 29, 2011

HEADLINES: Lily Allen Gives Birth, Lady Gaga is a Single Lady, and H&M Collaborates with Marni!

Another day, another dollar, another collaboration. Preview the upcoming Marni for H&M collection; hitting stores March 8th 2012. Don’t tell Donatella, but we are ACTUALLY excited for this one! (Fashionologie)

It’s official. Marc Jacobs is definitely NOT going to Dior, and neither is anyone else. The seemingly endless search for John Galliano’s replacement rages on; with no clear choice in sight. Is it possible Galliano is irreplaceable? (Fashionista)

Miranda Kerr visited Chelsea Lately yesterday to discuss natural child birth, her hubby Orly, and Flynn’s love of Hip Hop.Chelsea was as baffled with the idea of drug-free birth as we are! Who does that? Anyhow, I will never get over the way Aussies say the word “so” with their accents. (Popsugar)

Lady Gaga tells the latest issue of Vanity Fair that she is destined to be single. Of her previous relationships Gaga says; “the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.” Who could hate Gaga? She’s got some love to give! (People)

According to WWD, retailers everywhere were pleasantly surprised by the booming success of last week’s Black Friday. Apparently people are spending, regardless of the economic climate. Well, Americans are anyways. (The Cut)

Lily Allen had a baby girl over the weekend! Congrats! Do you think motherhood will mellow out hard partying Lily? (In Style)

The tried-and-true take-out bag gets a make-over! A high-end replica of the generic take-out bag seen all over New YorkCity has been produced in leather. If you do cave and buy this adorable bag, please do not put greasy take-out in it! (The Purse Blog)

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Lifestyle
November 1, 2011

HEADLINES: Alaia is Chillin’ Like A Villian, Scarjo Knows Her Best Angles for Nudie Pics, and Jessica Simpson is Pregnant. Yawn.

Scarlett Johansson covers this month’s Vanity Fair and despite being notoriously private the actress reveals that THOSE photos were only intended for her ex-hubby’s eyes. As for those racy poses? Scarjo simply says, “I know my best angles.” Whoa! Scarlett and Ryan were basically recluses their entire marriage and now she’s over-sharing and he’s getting papped every 5 minutes with Blake. What’s going on? (Popsugar)

It’s official. Jessica Simpson is pregnant. The sky is blue. Bears shit in the forest. Yawn. (People)

Now this is a collaboration I can get on board with! Will Smith’s Overbook Entertainment and Queen Latifah’s Flavor Unit are set to produce a daytime talk show hosted by my Queenie! Yes, her production company is called Flavor Unit! FLAVOR UNIT! How can you not love this woman? I’m telling you Queenie is the shit. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Before the Chloe Paddington, even before the Fendi Spy there was the Fendi Baguette. Some say it was EVEN the first ever ‘It’ bag. Baguette had her day in the sun (namely on the arm of Carrie Bradshaw) but as with all things ‘It’ her popularity soon faded. Long story short – hope you didn’t donate yours to Goodwill because that bitch is back! (The Purse Blog)

Vogue Italia’s latest spread features an editorial of models riding the … subway!? In couture, no less! Yeah, because that’s exactly where I would wear my one-of-a-kind billion dollar creation; on the crusty ass subway! (The Gloss)

Geeze the more I learn about Azzedine Alaia the more I really, really like him. The sometimes Single Lady  seems like a really easy-going and chill guy. When asked about fast-fashion retailers like H&M and Zara Alaia responded, “Listen, everyone copies.” Word. (Stylite)

Where were these Brandages when we were writing our Useless Designer Things piece? (Animal NY)

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Lifestyle
August 4, 2011

Louis Bardo Bullock Rocks a Mean Hat, Vanity Fair Should Have Released a ‘Best Dresser List’, and Kate Moss is Hilariously Gutless. Style Headlines Coming Atcha!

Miranda Kerr is definitely one of those annoying beautiful people. You know, those girls that always look amazing to the point of extreme irritation and you can’t even be happy for them. Seriously, she looked pregnant for like a minute and now has returned to the runway with mommy boobs looking better than ever. How is this fair? (Herald Sun)

This is probably the funniest photo spread of Kate Moss I’ve ever seen. EVER. Kid you got owned!! (Hollywood Rag)

Is hat swag the result of nature or nurture? I’m really undecided. Louis’ swag is so on point it’s hard to believe he didn’t walk out of the womb rocking that Newsboy cap. (Daily Mail)

Ok so if a tree in the forest is wearing shorts but no one is there to see it; is it wearing shorts at all? (Hollywood Tuna)

Vanity Fair how come everyone on your Best Dressed List does not dress or style them self? Even Lady Gaga cannot look that whack without the help of at least 5 handlers. And as if anyone involved with leading a country has gotten his or her clothes off anything other than a rack wheeled in by their staff stylist! (People)

Wowza! Is it just me or did Marie Claire give SJP’s girls a little tszuj a la photoshop? No way is she that boobacious. (Marie Claire)

First of all you ain’t seen vicious raccoons until you’ve encountered a coon from Toronto. Second, you have no style! None. I mean those red leather leggings; they’re terrible matched with those shoes. I could look past this if it were the only flaw, but those shoes? Are you freaking kidding me? Yo people of the world, stop paying this woman to do anything related to fashion! Just stop. (Popsugar)

Written by the incredibly witty & marvellously opinionated Jessica Di Clemente.

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